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Truth is a great thing, yo. Plus your post gives much more imo. A funny life truth.

Well done Mr. Bryce.

and to keep it going ......... paper or plastic?

Plastic is easier to sack but I wouldn't care either way. I've done all the toughest jobs in a grocery store . Bringing in your own bags is more environmentally friendly but people always misjudge how many green bags they need so they don't have enough.

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06-02-2017 , 12:56 AM

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spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib

Be Kris?

Either way I'm not going to do it.

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06-02-2017 , 01:20 AM

#9379

AllCowsEatGrass

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This is AllCowsEatGrass to spaceman Bryce
I'm saying hey to you
and I'm floating cause I'm really freakin high
if I get arrested will you be my alibiiiiiiiiiiii?

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06-02-2017 , 01:21 AM

#9380

AllCowsEatGrass

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I hate plastic bags. My environmental biology professor this semester, who was incredibly awesome, made me realize this.

She's so awesome, she studies bats. Did you Chiroptera means hand wing? True story.

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06-02-2017 , 01:33 AM

#9381

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

This is AllCowsEatGrass to spaceman Bryce
I'm saying hey to you
and I'm floating cause I'm really freakin high
if I get arrested will you be my alibiiiiiiiiiiii?

This is spaceman Bryce to cow control I'm stuck in this place
Stocking frozen pallets in a cramped cooler the mad
no one sees there face lost in a cold frozen space.

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06-02-2017 , 01:34 AM

#9382

spaceman Bryce

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I know that chiroptera means that now.

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06-02-2017 , 01:47 AM

#9383

AllCowsEatGrass

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I love singing songs with you

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06-02-2017 , 01:50 AM

#9384

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

I love singing songs with you

Me too

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06-02-2017 , 01:54 AM

#9385

AllCowsEatGrass

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What was san fran like?

Last edited by AllCowsEatGrass; 06-02-2017 at 01:54 AM. Reason: Do they call it san fran? Is that trendy? It's probably lame.

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06-02-2017 , 01:57 AM

#9386

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

What was san fran like?

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city
To see a marching band. he said son when you grow up
Would you be the one to study bats hands?

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06-02-2017 , 01:58 AM

#9387

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

What was san fran like?

Awesome

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06-02-2017 , 02:05 AM

#9388

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

This is AllCowsEatGrass to spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

This is spaceman Bryce to cow

We all read you.

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06-02-2017 , 02:05 AM

#9389

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

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I know it's Bowie but the wordplay was there.

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06-02-2017 , 02:21 AM

#9390

AllCowsEatGrass

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city
To see a marching band. he said son when you grow up
Would you be the one to study bats hands?

lol

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06-02-2017 , 02:23 AM

#9391

Bobo Fett

Carpe Diem

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Originally Posted by kioshk

Call your grocery stocking memoir My Shelf Life.

I didn't appreciate what a great post this was until:

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

It gets very meta at the retail level.

How could you keep yourself from laughing if you saw that title while perusing the aisles?

So true.

Well done, kioshk. Your reward:

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

Carlsbad Caverns FTW.

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06-02-2017 , 02:29 AM

#9392

AllCowsEatGrass

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Hey, eh! I've been there!

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06-02-2017 , 02:31 AM

#9393

AllCowsEatGrass

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spaceman Bryce,

Have you ever noticed how cats have beans on their paws? If so, have you ever referred to a cat as "bean paw"?

Sincerely, a person that has noticed cats have beans on their paws and has referred to cats as "bean paws."

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Last edited by AllCowsEatGrass; 06-02-2017 at 02:35 AM. Reason: botp

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06-02-2017 , 02:31 AM

#9394

Loki

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At some point spaceman should probably get a promotion to major imo

Long overdue

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06-02-2017 , 02:33 AM

#9395

AllCowsEatGrass

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This is AllCowsEatGrass to spaceman major
I've since become a juror
and a man's life is now in my unsure hands
never thought I'd kill someone agaaaaaain

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06-02-2017 , 02:33 AM

#9396

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

What's sad is I know what you're talking about but I don't think I've seen a cat in a while . Everyone has a dog . I have a dog but it's not at my apartment it's at someone's house.

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06-02-2017 , 02:36 AM

#9397

AllCowsEatGrass

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Aww well I hope you see a cat soon. They are the bringers of the best of luck! Where do you think the phrase "lucky beans" comes from?

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06-02-2017 , 02:49 AM

#9398

Loki

binary duo

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beans have been, at best, neutral in my life experiences

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

What's sad is I know what you're talking about but I don't think I've seen a cat in a while . Everyone has a dog . I have a dog but it's not at my apartment it's at someone's house.

uber for dogs?