i just made my 5,000th post: http://forums.twoplustwo.com/showthr...77#post1779677

I have just ninja bumped Josem's 5,000th post.

If I was to get banned, would I lose my title upon my return?

That reminds me of the time the girl was looking at the sharks circling their boat, and she asked, "If I fell in there, would they eat me whole?"

To which her boyfriend replied, "No - they'd leave that bit."

I don't get the joke.

I would also like to know Mike Havens true age.

She's saying the sharks won't eat your anus. At all. The would completely devour you from stem to stern and just leave this: *

That reminds me of the time the girl was looking at the sharks circling their boat, and she asked, "If I fell in there, would they eat me whole?"
To which her boyfriend replied, "No - they'd leave that bit."

I don't get the joke.

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There may be an accent thing going on here.

And it's really a verbal joke rather than a written joke.

In the UK, the not-so-well-spoken lot, (Southern England), say "me" for "my".

So we can assume that the boyfriend is from Southern England, because when our lovely lady friend asked the simple and pertinent question, (in the circumstances), of "Would they eat me whole?" (meaning, "Would those nasty big sharky things eat me all up, every ickle bit of me?"), the uncouth boyfriend thought she was asking, "Would they eat my hole?"

Hence, his response, (which he probably thought was mildly amusing on a different level altogether), of, "No - they'd leave that bit, LDO."

This kind of verbal joke is known as a "pun", and it would be met with hearty guffaws of laughter when told every Friday night in the local pub.

I have more.

LoL

That's funny, and I do like puns, which are perhaps the greatest form of humor.

And yes, please do tell more from time to time.

"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'"

I'm confused. How does this happen?

ac/dc bar ldo

a bear walks into a bar. says to the barman, "can i please have a ... ... ... .... .... .... ... ... ... a beer?"

barmans says, "sure, but why the big paws/pause?"

Good on ya mate.

Here's another...

"3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted."

A baby seal walks into a club ...

A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

Edit: Solved problem. TY.

Answer this question, TRuTHFuLLY, and I will tell you how to do it.

I think you can delete them by deleting them, but I'm too frightened to try it.

I lied, I have no idea how to fix that.

If you ban me I will spam this forum from now until forever.

NP

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screw you guys, I'm going home.

Screw you guys. Home.

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