https://mobile.twitter.com/ParisHilt...11711002644485

What a great tweet.

That's not even a first world problem; it's a 1%ter problem!

I didn’t know Paris Hilton was in a motorcycle gang.

She had to go to jail for weeks over nothing because she gets mistreated a lot.

not fair

You've been around quite a while too.

Meanwhile - k.d. lang singing about...

sometimes there are times when a molderator cannot molderate

I'm going to become the greatest poker player of all time, not for money, or fame, or even love of the game but so you'll pay attention to me. see you on the felt jerks.

OMG Bryce is going back in time and becomes Phil Hellmuth!

I don't have time to talk about this I've got to study. Right now I need to learn some postgresql and some math stuff : )

I miss you lots by the way. I mean that genuinely. Maybe I can help some day.

If we ever cross paths again jmakin , just know I want to do what I can to help you. Including (but FAR from limited to) just staying out of your way.
sincerely, a friend.

he's on discord fyi

I'll reach out to him later , if he even wants to talk to me; i doubt he does.

Jmakin, to my understanding, left this forum in shame. He started as a humble yet respectable milk carton sea captain. He then ventured into education to program the computers that we all so depend upon. As luck would have it he was able to secure a position at a shady programing startup and, for the first time in his life, was able to make a living wage. That's when the hubris set in. He bragged about how he was eating the finest delivery food the city had to offer. Unfortunately, yet predictably, the shady startup went under. Many turned against him due to this attitude about face. Then his problems with the Bay Area Beast resurfaced. And the rest was history.....

Bryce also started programming the computors!

You forgot to mention the midlife crisis car, with the sweet Cali vanity plates.

I forget, was it a Charger or a Challenger?

While this is enough to more than prove his manhood, he shot and killed a bird on his porch.

guys stop, he had a tough go at it early in life, found a situation with disposable income for the first time ever and fell into the classic zomg look at what i can buy phase most everyone that goes through that process goes through

I'm going to become a great programmer like steve jobs in my spare time.

jmakin, while being less sociopathic than he has claimed and also possibly the least sociopathic person in the tabs thread, is still going to make it back imo.

Is this the dark web?