No you ****ing perverted piece of **** , they like it because of the coffee and donuts!

And glory holes

Their new menu option is donut holes designed by Justin Bieber. I don’t need Justin bribers donut holes , I need a daddy.

I dunno. They may be good. Justin Bieber has experienced many holes in his life. He prolly knows what he’s talking about.

They don’t look half bad

Now would probably not be the time to ask what everyone's favorite donut is.

Hot damn do I like a proper fritter tho.

are you online Spaceman Bryce? Are you a hot lesbian?

I don’t eat donuts because for me the quality of the food / how fattening it is ratio is too bad to actually eat. But two things.

1. If I’m coding in a cafe, or writing something on my laptop, and it’s one of those things where it would be nice to have a bite to eat with my coffee, I often get a croissant and occasionally a French crueller. They are like a donut but less filling.
2. When I was a little kid the had a little assembly line where donuts came out and you could get a fresh one. Fresh donuts , glazed are the best donuts.

Yes I am online, I’m right here

There are two sets of right slash marks! Perhaps you could repost your advice to make it more concise?

Simply say: see the code at the far right? Embed that between two YouTube boxes. Simply saying delete everything up until the / doesn’t cut it… there are multiple right slashes!

Dude just try a couple of times and see what works. This isn't the nanny state.

Bobo said I’m basically in charge of o/t thread until new year when whoever’s actually in charge is in charge. So until next year this thread. Is the nanny state and I’m a dominatrix. Time to spank you.

Just kidding I hate being dominant ok bye. Ttyl

Whoever is in charge can expect a stern talking to.

I am going to start handing out temp bans to people who say they want genitals to touch “ on accident”. You may receive a perma ban or a warning.

Understood

Hmmm… I wonder what this button does?

Calm down.

One thing that happens when you’re gay is you’ll get messages from people who are various levels of bicurious that have different levels of weirdness and if you just “ go with it” they’ll hang out with you , text you strange stuff about how certain things would be nice and then a month later they will text you at 2 am and be like “ want to cuddle?” Or weirder and it will scare me.
Either I don’t want you anywhere near my bedroom or I’m horny. The absolutely last thing I want to do is have some weird cuddle and no sex. This thread is kind of like that.

I want to unapologetically be wanted. Wanting to touch penises but not actually do anything and/ or have any relationship is like some weird things those guys would ask me.

You lull people in with the promise of adult discussions and then only say sophomoric stuff. That’s totally creepy.

So now this thread is about touching penises? I find it hard to surf the forum while touching one. At least on my iPhone.

Forum name should be changed to ATP, imo.

Omg that’s not what I said at all.

As far as I can remember, I have only touched one penis in my lifetime. But every time was glorious.

I have, however, been touching vagina since the day I was born.

Are you married?

Not currently.

Do you have a girlfriend?