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10-09-2018 , 09:54 PM
That thread needs more cancer, not less.
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10-09-2018 , 11:31 PM
I agree. Maybe they can just make that the entire politics forum. I think I should be mod.
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10-12-2018 , 04:45 AM
Just FYI someone's spamming the **** out of the BFI forum
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10-12-2018 , 01:45 PM
Going to the Frankfurt Book Fair tomorrow. What hall is the 2+2 booth in?
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10-12-2018 , 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Going to the Frankfurt Book Fair tomorrow. What hall is the 2+2 booth in?
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10-12-2018 , 03:59 PM
calm down
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10-12-2018 , 04:00 PM
Punk
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10-15-2018 , 02:54 PM
P-p-p-punk.
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10-15-2018 , 03:32 PM
Sheena was a punk rocker
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10-17-2018 , 05:43 AM
Random facts:

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain.

In England pregnant women can legally pee everywhere they want in public.
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10-17-2018 , 05:45 AM
So this is where all the BBV regs hang out
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10-17-2018 , 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Random urban myth
In England pregnant women can legally pee everywhere they want in public.
Fixed.
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10-17-2018 , 12:26 PM
Punk!
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10-17-2018 , 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Random faps:

In Denmark pregnant Sammy can legally pee everywhere he wants in public.
Reasonable
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10-17-2018 , 05:46 PM
fap fap fap
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10-17-2018 , 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In England pregnant women can legally pee everywhere they want in public.
Somewhat ironic that Colin_Piddle was the first to comment on this.
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10-17-2018 , 07:47 PM
It's Bachtober.
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10-17-2018 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by R*R
Somewhat ironic that Colin_Piddle was the first to comment on this.
Don'tcha thnk?
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10-17-2018 , 11:26 PM
hey
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10-18-2018 , 12:27 AM
I really do think.
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10-18-2018 , 11:24 AM
Nice
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10-18-2018 , 02:47 PM
Preparing a new politics thread. It must be my turn now.

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10-18-2018 , 03:50 PM
Yes! In for plaaynde politarding!
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10-18-2018 , 09:21 PM
Hi, here's a script that I use to get rid of those idiotic tapatalk signatures. It gets most of them but sometimes a rogue language signature gets through
Code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name           Replace Text On Webpages
// @namespace      https://userscripts-mirror.org/users/23652
// @description    Replaces text on websites. Now supports wildcards in search queries. Won't replace text in certain tags like links and code blocks
// @include        http://*
// @include        https://*
// @include        file://*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/review/*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/edit/*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/edit_src/*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/review/*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/edit/*
// @exclude        https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/edit_src/*
// @copyright      JoeSimmons
// @version        1.1.0
// @license        http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/
// @downloadURL    https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/source/41369.user.js
// @updateURL      https://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/source/41369.meta.js
// ==/UserScript==
(function () {
    'use strict';

    /*
        NOTE: 
            You can use \\* to match actual asterisks instead of using it as a wildcard!
            The examples below show a wildcard in use and a regular asterisk replacement.
    */

    var words = {
    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

        // Syntax: 'Search word' : 'Replace word',
        'Sent from my * * * * *' : ' ',
        'Sent from my * * * *' : ' ',
        'Sent from my * * *' : ' ',
        'Sent from my * *' : ' ',
        'Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ' : ' ',

    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    '':''};

    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    // This is where the real code is
    // Don't edit below this
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

    var regexs = [], replacements = [],
        tagsWhitelist = ['PRE', 'BLOCKQUOTE', 'CODE', 'INPUT', 'BUTTON', 'TEXTAREA'],
        rIsRegexp = /^\/(.+)\/([gim]+)?$/,
        word, text, texts, i, userRegexp;

    // prepareRegex by JoeSimmons
    // used to take a string and ready it for use in new RegExp()
    function prepareRegex(string) {
        return string.replace(/([\[\]\^\&\$\.\(\)\?\/\\\+\{\}\|])/g, '\\$1');
    }

    // function to decide whether a parent tag will have its text replaced or not
    function isTagOk(tag) {
        return tagsWhitelist.indexOf(tag) === -1;
    }

    delete words['']; // so the user can add each entry ending with a comma,
                      // I put an extra empty key/value pair in the object.
                      // so we need to remove it before continuing

    // convert the 'words' JSON object to an Array
    for (word in words) {
        if ( typeof word === 'string' && words.hasOwnProperty(word) ) {
            userRegexp = word.match(rIsRegexp);

            // add the search/needle/query
            if (userRegexp) {
                regexs.push(
                    new RegExp(userRegexp[1], 'g')
                );
            } else {
                regexs.push(
                    new RegExp(prepareRegex(word).replace(/\\?\*/g, function (fullMatch) {
                        return fullMatch === '\\*' ? '*' : '[^ ]*';
                    }), 'g')
                );
            }

            // add the replacement
            replacements.push( words[word] );
        }
    }

    // do the replacement
    texts = document.evaluate('//body//text()[ normalize-space(.) != "" ]', document, null, 6, null);
    for (i = 0; text = texts.snapshotItem(i); i += 1) {
        if ( isTagOk(text.parentNode.tagName) ) {
            regexs.forEach(function (value, index) {
                text.data = text.data.replace( value, replacements[index] );
            });
        }
    }

}());
PS I'm not JoeSimmons so don't hunt him down and kill him next time I delete one of your posts, I just filled in the blanks in his script.

Last edited by gregorio; 10-18-2018 at 10:04 PM.
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10-19-2018 , 01:40 AM
This opens up exciting possibilities.

Spoiler:
FSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk USent from my iPhone using Tapatalk CSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk KSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk OSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk FSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk FSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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