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Old 06-24-2006, 08:43 PM   #26
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Re: ZeeMonkey

This makes me want to play at PokerStars again. Someone want to do a trade at UB or Party?

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Old 06-24-2006, 08:48 PM   #27
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Oh my God!

I'm actually crying right now, this made me laugh so damn hard!
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:29 PM   #28
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A+ thread will read again
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:47 PM   #29
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First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.
Stars
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:48 PM   #30
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stars is so money.
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Old 06-25-2006, 03:50 AM   #31
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Hello Dean,

Thank you for your email, and the lovely picture of Nibbles.

We have no problem with Nibbles using your account while you are away at
work. Keep in mind however, that you must make it clear he is to stay
at limits of 3/6 or lower. It would unnerving at best to come home from
a hard days work and find that Nibbles has blown through a serious chunk
of your online bankroll playing heads up against John Juanda.

Alternatively, we could open an account for him, but he would have
trouble proving that he is indeed of age, as he likely has no birth
certificate or driver?s license. Further, he would have to fund the
account via player to player transfers, presumably from your account.
With the obvious difficulties he will have in obtaining a payment
processor, combined with the fact that he will be funding the account
with your money, you may as well just let him use your account.

On a more serious note, thank you for your e-mail. It has been a busy
day here at support, and your e-mail came as a welcome breath of fresh
air. It was shared through the office, and many of the staff got a
chance to look at your picture of Nibbles.

Regards,

Doug
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Old 06-25-2006, 04:41 AM   #32
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NH, sir.
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Old 06-25-2006, 04:48 AM   #33
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Re: ZeeMonkey

Who wins HU?

Nibbles




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Old 06-25-2006, 04:55 AM   #34
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Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob
LOL! OMG, did they actually send this as a response? This is so great.
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Old 06-25-2006, 05:01 AM   #35
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Oh god that was funny.

Thank you for the funny.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:25 AM   #36
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Dear Dean,

Thank you for contacting us.

We request you to call us as this issue can be better explained in call. You can call us at our t r oll free number for the United Kingdom which is 00-800-7789-7537.

We thank you for your patience in this regard.

Contact us anytime, we are available around the clock to assist you with your account related questions and suggestions.

Sincerely,

Chaitanya
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:27 AM   #37
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Thanks for a great laugh, easily the funniest thread I've read in bbv, and one of the funniest on 2p2.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:30 AM   #38
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sticky this. It will suffice as this forum's FAQ.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:34 AM   #39
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You should make a video with Nibbles playing.

Btw,PokerStars answered twice to 1 email?
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:42 AM   #40
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Forget making my day, this post made my week; Hilarious and well done!
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:55 AM   #41
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You should make a video with Nibbles playing.

Btw,PokerStars answered twice to 1 email?
Yeah, they sent a lame form letter first time and then saw it on 2+2 and took the opportunity for free PR.
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:34 AM   #42
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Good work. Now it's time to figure out if Dean is just leading me on or Stars and FT actually are that cool
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:44 AM   #43
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Wow. This thread rules. Stars rules. Full Tilt rules. Nibbles rules.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:27 AM   #44
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Best thread ever.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:33 AM   #45
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this is gooodoold
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Old 06-25-2006, 05:54 PM   #46
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Dear Mr. Smith,

Thank you for your email.

Our records show you are a Prop Player at X Poker. For this reason we can create another account with your information so Nibbles can play on it. Let us know.

*blurb*

Sincerely,

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Old 06-25-2006, 05:58 PM   #47
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Your name is Dean Smith?
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:00 PM   #48
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Your name is Dean Smith?
I thought Dean was Jewish. Probably Smithenstein.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:01 PM   #49
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Your name is Dean Smith?
You know my name because you have me as a googletalk contact.
It is not Smith.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:01 PM   #50
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Also, the site is not actually called 'X poker'
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