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Old 06-24-2006, 11:55 AM   #1
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ZeeMonkey

Dear sir/madam,

I am hoping that you can clarify your policy regarding shared accounts. I enjoy playing on your site, but when I go for work I want to let my pet monkey Nibbles play on my account. He is still learning, and won't be playing as high as me but I think he can beat the $3/6 at the moment. Here is a picture of him at his birthday party last week. . Is it ok for him to play under my username, or should I set up a seperate account for him? Also, do you have any age restrictions? Nibbles is only 14 but in human years that is 42 so I figure he should be fine to go, just wanting to make sure.

Thanks in advance,

Dean
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:55 AM   #2
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Hi Dean,

In regards to this we do not allow two players to use the same account.If you wish you can create an account for Nibbles and have him deposit via which ever method he chooses.If you have any further questions please feel free to contact us or you can have Nibbles contact us.If you have any further questions please feel free to contact us

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Old 06-24-2006, 11:58 AM   #3
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hahahaha
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #4
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You should definitely send this to stars and party too. Stars because they can come up with funny responses, and party because they will reply with something completely irrelevant/offtopic.
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #5
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That's pure gold!
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:06 PM   #6
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Re: ZeeMonkey

Dear Dean,

Thank you for contacting us.

We request you to call us as this issue can be better explained in call. You can call us at our toll free number for the United Kingdom which is 00-800-7789-7537.

We thank you for your patience in this regard.

Contact us anytime, we are available around the clock to assist you with your account related questions and suggestions.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-24-2006, 12:07 PM   #7
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Hahahaha Party account locked!
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:07 PM   #8
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Dear Dean,

Thank you for contacting us.

We request you to call us as this issue can be better explained in call. You can call us at our toll free number for the United Kingdom which is 00-800-7789-7537.

We thank you for your patience in this regard.

Contact us anytime, we are available around the clock to assist you with your account related questions and suggestions.

Sincerely,

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I love Party support.
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:52 PM   #9
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Re: ZeeMonkey

Hello Dean,

Thank you for writing and allowing us to assist you.

Players are responsible for their own accounts. We cannot be held
responsible if you let other players play with your account.

If you have further inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us as we
will gladly assist you 24/7.

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Old 06-24-2006, 12:57 PM   #10
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You rule pguk.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:06 PM   #11
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Nibbles...haha
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:11 PM   #12
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This made me laugh really hard.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:32 PM   #13
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Re: ZeeMonkey

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Hello Dean,

Thank you for writing and allowing us to assist you.

Players are responsible for their own accounts. We cannot be held
responsible if you let other players play with your account.

If you have further inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us as we
will gladly assist you 24/7.

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William
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looks like nibbles is the next big stars tourney winnah.

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Old 06-24-2006, 03:14 PM   #14
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Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

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Old 06-24-2006, 03:18 PM   #15
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it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys what is now your life
hahahahahahahahaha
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:20 PM   #16
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Re: ZeeMonkey

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Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL- STARTS RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

He forgot the Fish though. I will allow this oversight only once- Stars support needs to pay more attention to poker animals, jeez.
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:17 PM   #17
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LMAO I will deposit to stars just because of this! HAHA
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:30 PM   #18
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Re: ZeeMonkey

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Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob
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Old 06-24-2006, 04:41 PM   #19
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Gold!
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:30 PM   #20
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:32 PM   #21
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lol this is awesome
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:39 PM   #22
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Brag champion
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:50 PM   #23
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this is amazing
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:23 PM   #24
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I want stars to have my rake money. Depositing tonight.
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:38 PM   #25
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Re: ZeeMonkey

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Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob
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