Insert incidences where you felt slightly baller, this isn't for people who are actually baller, you people can press the small x button on the tab.

Me

Was going out with mates and had gotten a sweet hoody but left it at my g/f place, so figured id just buy another

Was at dinner with a few people and the waitress said we couldn't do separate bills, I just handed over my card and was like just use this. (was only like $90)

7k month ftw

I paid for vacations (about 250 euros in like 5 days) with poker winnings.

u can retreive the hoody some other time?

or is ur gfs place some kind of black hole?(racist ban, sexist ban etc)

felt baller: hmmm, when u win big live i guess(was a couple years since that happened, lol 2009aments)

lol no no i just couldnt get it from her right away

I once found a 20 dollar bill on the ground.

The moment my flatscreen was mounted to the wall.

The moment people asked me how i paid for my driverslicense ( Wich will cost u in between 1250 and 3000 here in Euroland , depending on how much you suck, for me it was closer to the latter) and i got to tell them it was with poker money.

bought this baby with my 2007 nl10 winnings (800euros). Most baller purchase I've ever made.

Reading the OP

when i spend 1k € on champagne in a hooker bar

isnt that baller? GTFO!

3000 euros for a driver's license? fyl

When I told my dad I don't need a paycheck anymore.

I work 50+ hours a week for free

Familybusinessaments

One weekend went to the local casino and just absolutely crushed 2/3 NL. Went down 7pm on a Friday night and stayed until about that time the next day for a $2100 win, slept on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon and crushed it the next night for another $1200 win. Got home, still had about $3600 in cash on me from winnings and additional cash. Decided when I got home to throw these $100 bills over me. Did it the first time, felt somewhat awesome and baller so thought I would do it again. Second time I did it I only picked up $3400 rather then $3600 but decided I didnt need to pick up that extra $200, I will find it later... Never did, think a flatmate may have got it...

BRAG: $100 note shower
BEAT: Australian dollars

that said, i do know how to drive a stick.

i paid around 2500 though. But lessons are 45e p/h, exam is 300e and i failed once ( by a bad beat i might add) so there you go. But its cool, i can take it.

Won £1800 in a donkament. Spent it all in one night in Glasgow, Scotland. Didn't gamble any of it.

i once treated my friend to kfc

borrowed $4.25 from a friend, gave him $5 back and told him to keep the change.

bought boxers, shorts, and socks so I wouldn't have to do laundry. True story.

usually play 1/2 live. One time took down a tournament w/ $200 buy in for 11k. Played 5/10 NL same night and won a 6k pot.

Baller part: ended up not paying any taxes on the win b/c my provable online losses that year exceeded my wins.

paid for a $500 dinner for my roommates and my gf after a tourney score

i would promptly lose 5k over the next month

When my older brother asked for a loan to pay of some debt and get by for a couple of months (until he was starting his job as an off-shore electrician). He was basically asking how much I could lend him, and I just replied "How much do you need?". Lent him 6k$ like it was no thang.

[ ] slightly baller
[x] baller
[x] brag

I once final tabled a .10 turbo donkament with like a million gajillion people in it. I even took a poop while hands were playing to prove I ballar.

I made just under $1200 yesterday the most I have ever made in a day.

I once paid a bottle of water tournie for the table at the casino.

^balla.