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11-15-2021 , 08:21 PM
They can vamoooo

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Unless they are Brazilian
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12-02-2021 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Hronmeer
The only network that's worse from party poker (based on my EXP) is pokerstars, and since the GG Network has a pathetic 10% or so rakeback online poker for cash games is dead. I would've been gone while ago from party poker, but I have a reload bonus that I'm close to clearing.
I have 50% rakeback on GG(N8) just play (rake) more. more rake is better
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12-10-2021 , 10:56 PM
/bragofallbrags

lol but seriously... if you guys want to experience variance, i'm starting a FREE MONEY, GIVE 40% TO CHARITY GROUP HERE.. LOL.
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03-30-2022 , 06:17 PM
Why is everybody Phil Ivey these days at MicroStakes Poker. Not that there wasn't good players before but I swear to grind through a field of players and take the cake you really gotta get lucky IMHO cause they're just all too damned good... Anyone switching to Stud or Omaha?
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03-30-2022 , 10:05 PM
If you think everyone else is the fish then your you're the fish

Last edited by Sheep86; 04-01-2022 at 04:52 PM. Reason: Grammar
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03-30-2022 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
If you think everyone else is the fish then your the fish
With such logic, I am Phil Ivey?(cause I think they're all Phil Ivey?)
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03-31-2022 , 05:27 AM
You're either a terribad player or stuck in a matrix and the universe is conspiring against you. Either way you're doomed. Maybe try gardening
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03-31-2022 , 10:46 AM
maybe you should pick up croquet
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03-31-2022 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ejames209
maybe you should pick up croquet
You in India, Aussie or UK? Dude this is the USA, we play Baseball/Football here ROFL I would have a better chance finding a poker match ROFL
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03-31-2022 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
You're either a terribad player or stuck in a matrix and the universe is conspiring against you. Either way you're doomed. Maybe try gardening
I have tried Gardening and probably much more healthy than Poker, Vitamin D and Organic Natural Foods... Maybe you have it all figured C:
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04-01-2022 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Elizabeth5579
I Got a "BEAT" to share.

Im Playin GLOBAL POKER and i get my daily 25 cent.

And I have 25 cent from yesterday.

I played the new SLOT MACHINE and won 5 frikkin dollars on the second spin! (witch costed 25 cent)

So I Took my 5 dollar and played a 5 dollar JACKSPOT SPIN AND GO.......

The Prize came out as 25 dollar!! A 5X MULTIPLY.........

BUT I LOSE that jackpot tournament.

I played good......... but i LOST important hands.

im gona try agen 2marow.

SO.......

HOW MUCH u been up b4 u lose all ur $$$ cuz of BAD BEATS?????
Only weakpoint is hugry:sleepy:badbeats. *eek*
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04-20-2022 , 04:12 PM
Can any1 tell me ?{=
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04-20-2022 , 05:35 PM
50-50

either it happens or it doesn't.
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04-21-2022 , 04:29 AM
bout tree fiddy
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04-28-2022 , 04:45 PM
tell you what?
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04-29-2022 , 06:25 PM
https://rumble.com/v12x0x1-i-got-blu...it-coming.html


WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING? UGHHH!!!
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08-05-2022 , 12:08 PM
I might be the first person to notice this, but online poker is actually rigged. Every time I open GGPoker and get into a 0.01/0.02NL table, the first hand I get delt is AMAZING (JJ+, AJo+).
INVARIABLY, someone else flops a cooler or hits a shitty 4 OUTER ON MY 90% EQUITY HAND. And they're all fish. Every single person who beats me is a smelly slimy stinky fish. They just get lucky.

AND WHEN I HAVE A DRAWING HAND, THE TURN CARD BAITS ME. SO I HAVE TO STAY IN THE HAND. and BOOM, river card is a complete blank. Like just look at this:


These slavic ****ers 3bet me preflop with any two cards and FLOP A TWO PAIR.
Oh, you have 16/36 river outs? Here's the ****ING 7 OF CLUBS.

The math backs that I'm getting unlucky:


9000 hands is more than most people on Earth play in their lifetime. How is this possible?
The answer is that GGPoker employs people who run each table and choose which cards come up.
It's good for business to keep the fish lucky so they buy more chips.

If I ever see Daniel Negreanue in public I'm gonna sucker punch him in the face.

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Obviously online poker is not rigged, and 9000 hands is not a lot. How long can downswings last? I'm sick of playing decent and losing...
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08-05-2022 , 12:36 PM
you can always run worse than you ever thought possible
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08-05-2022 , 03:07 PM
I believe I speak for everyone when I say, move up in stakes where they respect your raises. I mean, I would fold all the trash soecifically if you raised.
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08-06-2022 , 09:25 PM
Respect raises? I play 2 and 5 NL online and people are so nitty sometimes I am asking myself who the hell is that ???

Play 25 NL the always donk in their flush draws with 1 in 3 chance...

200 NL at the casino was pretty tight, actually too damned tight for my tastes!

More money doesn't mean better sometimes that freeroller actually read a book about poker and cares what he does. It's who is in the driver's seat. Got to know your opponent!

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Originally Posted by Gypsie
I believe I speak for everyone when I say, move up in stakes where they respect your raises. I mean, I would fold all the trash soecifically if you raised.
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08-07-2022 , 01:18 AM
Keep moving up then.
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08-08-2022 , 04:05 AM
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08-08-2022 , 02:37 PM
facts
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08-08-2022 , 03:40 PM
facts
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08-23-2022 , 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ejames209
facts
Sounds like you played in some Red City poker rooms??
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