I might be the first person to notice this, but online poker is actually rigged. Every time I open GGPoker and get into a 0.01/0.02NL table, the first hand I get delt is AMAZING (JJ+, AJo+).
INVARIABLY, someone else flops a cooler or hits a shitty 4 OUTER ON MY 90% EQUITY HAND. And they're all fish. Every single person who beats me is a smelly slimy stinky fish. They just get lucky.
AND WHEN I HAVE A DRAWING HAND, THE TURN CARD BAITS ME. SO I HAVE TO STAY IN THE HAND. and BOOM, river card is a complete blank. Like just look at this:
These slavic ****ers 3bet me preflop with any two cards and FLOP A TWO PAIR.
Oh, you have 16/36 river outs? Here's the ****ING 7 OF CLUBS.
The math backs that I'm getting unlucky:
9000 hands is more than most people on Earth play in their lifetime. How is this possible?
The answer is that GGPoker employs people who run each table and choose which cards come up.
It's good for business to keep the fish lucky so they buy more chips.
If I ever see Daniel Negreanue in public I'm gonna sucker punch him in the face.