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You know you've been playing too much poker when... You know you've been playing too much poker when...

02-15-2018 , 06:41 PM
I will be very interested to hear why some mod felt like this topic was more appropriate in BBV than it was in The Lounge.
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02-15-2018 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
hasn't this been done before?
Talking to yourself in your car isn't the same as using it in a business meeting.
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02-16-2018 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
I will be very interested to hear why some mod felt like this topic was more appropriate in BBV than it was in The Lounge.
Lounge isn't a poker forum.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 02-16-2018 at 04:31 AM. Reason: Is BBV though?
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02-16-2018 , 02:30 PM
Why wouldn't you play when you have 3 outs?
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02-23-2018 , 12:29 AM
You use poker lingo in your everyday convos.

eg: "I didn't put you on being over 30", "I put you on more of an engineer than an accountant"

You use terms like "freeroll" when using coupons. A "cooler" when a girl out of your league agrees to go on a date with you. A "bad beat" or "run bad" when anything that involves bad luck (short term or long term respectively) in real life.

"Equity" can be used in every day non-quantitative element that need to be measured.

Eg: "The game is profitable but I would be losing sleep-equity from here on".

"Angle-shooting" can be applied to when you use a special trick to not only save money on something but get more of the actual product.

Eg: "Angle-shooting a hotel for an extra night", "Angling the car rental company for a weekly rate by returning your 5-day rental 2 days late".

"Tilt" can be induced by things like traffic jams or rude employees or long line ups.
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02-23-2018 , 01:49 AM
On a BDSM date: realising that TAG>LAG

Last edited by Polar Beard; 02-23-2018 at 01:56 AM. Reason: Not taking in account backdoor draws...
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02-23-2018 , 12:35 PM
You know you play too much poker when the tables and cards don't disappear when you go to sleep. Got set over set twice in my dreams last night
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08-15-2019 , 12:14 AM
When you get married you say "All In" instead of "I do"
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08-15-2019 , 12:29 AM
When a joke comes to your mind and you already know which dead thread to post it in
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08-15-2019 , 12:58 AM
You call time to people making chit chat at the supermarket cue
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08-15-2019 , 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
When you get married you say "All In" instead of "I do"
lmao
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08-15-2019 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
When you get married you say "All In" instead of "I do"
On the wedding night you say “all in” and she says “are you sure?”
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08-15-2019 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
When you use the term "pot committed" in business meetings.
I’ve done this.
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08-16-2019 , 11:11 AM
A lot of the sports commentary these days are a lot of phrases with origins in poker because so many influencers in DFS and best ball are former players.
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08-17-2019 , 02:10 PM
When you use something like "we got no more outs" in business meetings.
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08-20-2019 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by tgiggity
You know you play too much poker when the tables and cards don't disappear when you go to sleep. Got set over set twice in my dreams last night
Yeah this, I’m sure many would agree
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08-20-2019 , 07:35 AM
You're still playing the game in 2019.
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08-20-2019 , 09:24 AM
Solid burn.
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