Round here we stay up very very very very late.

Go to bed!

Well past Sammy's bedtime here:

8:21 pm
Friday, 30 October 2020 (NZDT)
Time in Wellington

Current time 0315 PDT. I was stuck at the tables and hung around to try to make it back. I made some of it back...

Goodnight brothers.

I was In a kind of ****** sleeping rhythm, everyday getting to sleep at 8amish (No Amish was hit on purpose), so I decided, when I woke up again on Tuesday evening I finally had enough, took some more sleeping pills and slept until Wednesday morning.
Tons of work on Wednesdaymöller obv and the meltdown on the stock market so I stayed up until 4.30am again. Thursday 1pm my helper came, got up in time but I was feeling low, thought I would go back into bed for an h or 2. Woke up at 6pm, when the helper left, (she prolly already knows all westerners are superweirdos), decided to do more sleeping pills and sleep till Friday morning.
Welcome to my life. That didn't help my workload for the weekend too. This weekend Morph. Next weekend Freedom. Prolly. Unless the Donald nukes us all. Where's the part where Morph is to blame?

Is Helper a secret code word for Hooker?

It's a HK code word for slave. Code word for hooker is african (f), for the stuff that comes with hookers it's african (m)

It's raining and I blame Morph.

RIP Mr. FWWM.

Code word for hookers in BBV is Wafflehouse.

Have you tried naps? I usually take 1-2 20 minute naps a day in this brave new homeoffice world we're in. Thought of going full uber.

Must be nice.

...can't you take a nap in one of them graves?

RIP Sean Connery

Mission accomplished?

I've still got the mad bluffing skills:

PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 600/1,200 (120 ante) - 8 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: 31,370 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 38,014 (32 bb)
MP: 33,746 (28 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 29,800 (25 bb)
CO: 12,104 (10 bb)
BU: 59,708 (50 bb)
SB: 100,529 (84 bb)
BB: 17,850 (15 bb)

Pre-Flop: (2,760) Hero is MP+1 with 2♣ K♣
3 players fold, Hero raises to 2,400, CO calls 2,400, 1 fold, SB calls 1,800, BB calls 1,200

Flop: (10,560) T♦ A♦ K♠ (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 1,200, SB folds, BB calls 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Turn: (14,160) J♣ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

River: (14,160) 5♣ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 26,080 (all-in), 2 players fold

Total pot: 14,160
MP+1 (Hero) wins 14,160

You probably had the best hand.

Fold pre, flop is okay, bet turn, bet smaller on river.

^ None of that matters when the players are bad enough. I covered both and they were too scared to call off their tournament life with the ace.

Whoopsie. For some reason I thought you made the flush on the river. Nevermind...

Like fid I don't see a lot of aces here either, on that flop with that microscopic bet, maybe not the best bragxample. I'd say you prolly beat a FD and whatever crap the BB decided to come along getting huge pot odds both pre and OTF but whatever, you won, GL in the tourneymöllers. RIP Sean. Happy Sheepdays