*** You can rim my bell October LC/NC NSFW *** - Page 23

I've still got the mad bluffing skills:

PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 600/1,200 (120 ante) - 8 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: 31,370 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 38,014 (32 bb)
MP: 33,746 (28 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 29,800 (25 bb)
CO: 12,104 (10 bb)
BU: 59,708 (50 bb)
SB: 100,529 (84 bb)
BB: 17,850 (15 bb)

Pre-Flop: (2,760) Hero is MP+1 with 2♣ K♣
3 players fold, Hero raises to 2,400, CO calls 2,400, 1 fold, SB calls 1,800, BB calls 1,200

Flop: (10,560) T♦ A♦ K♠ (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 1,200, SB folds, BB calls 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Turn: (14,160) J♣ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

River: (14,160) 5♣ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 26,080 (all-in), 2 players fold

Total pot: 14,160
MP+1 (Hero) wins 14,160

I approve of this message.

I think fid is correct tho. Legit terrible players would never fold an ace.

11-01-2020 , 12:30 AM

#552

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

It's pretty unlikely im ever right

11-01-2020 , 12:44 AM

#553

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

A broken clock is right twice a day, so once or twice more than me usually. In any case it looks like Morph is to blame

11-01-2020 , 12:59 AM

#554

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Morph!

11-01-2020 , 01:20 AM

#555

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Inb4 new fred

11-01-2020 , 01:21 AM

#556

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy,

My older brother the world famous rock guitarist, is marrying a beautiful Danish woman and they are having a baby girl! Is the name Kronborg strong in Denmark?

You know this makes us in-laws now. You’re now my brother Sammy.

11-01-2020 , 03:01 AM

#557

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

Kronborg is a much stronger name than Sammy

11-01-2020 , 03:01 AM

#558

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

AaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaAAAA. Mooooooooorrrrrrpppppphhhhhhhhhhhhjhjhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!zz!5z!!!!??/?zu?z!(xccc!. What have you done?

11-01-2020 , 03:02 AM

#559

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

RIP Sammyborg.

11-01-2020 , 03:02 AM

#560

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Resistance is Denmarkian

11-01-2020 , 03:04 AM

#561

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Hello Mr.Mr. Mr. mmmkay, are there more than 3.5 Belgians outside of the cellars that don't have the rona?

11-01-2020 , 03:04 AM

#562

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

Yes!

11-01-2020 , 03:05 AM

#563

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Never mind me I blame Morph in advance for any possible future poast of myself ITT

11-01-2020 , 03:06 AM

#564

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Yes!

*** You can rim my bell October LC/NC NSFW ***

11-01-2020 , 03:08 AM

#565

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Sammy's off he's gonna vote for the Donald I heard but they won't let him in with on the submarine with no rona

11-01-2020 , 03:09 AM

#566

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

等於放入境隨俗不會議室係時候停下來回滾動快門值勤政黨團本月初期間

11-01-2020 , 03:10 AM

#567

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

AaaAaaaaaAaaAAA basically

11-01-2020 , 03:14 AM

#568

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

Dont tell anyone in this timeline but Morph has ruined it by poor programming of the LHC

11-01-2020 , 03:14 AM

#569

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

RIPperino us

11-01-2020 , 03:15 AM

#570

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

AaaaaaaAaaAAAAAAA

11-01-2020 , 04:56 AM

#571

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

No bells will be rimmed on purpose

11-01-2020 , 06:00 AM

#572

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,624

It's November meow.

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