WTF is the "1-2 Teddy"?
05-27-2008
, 12:21 PM
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Yup, yup like Teddy
Teddy, ready with tha one two checka
No Diggity, Missy be the bedroom wrecka
Double decka, make you wanna beat your pecka
And then leave your bitch, cause this uhhh! be better
Up Jumps Da' Boogie Lyrics
Artist: Timbaland & Magoo
1997
imo the origin
Teddy, ready with tha one two checka
No Diggity, Missy be the bedroom wrecka
Double decka, make you wanna beat your pecka
And then leave your bitch, cause this uhhh! be better
Up Jumps Da' Boogie Lyrics
Artist: Timbaland & Magoo
1997
imo the origin
Quote:
im fairly certain it has something to do with the Roosevelt assasination.
Umm....1,2 reffering to ofcourse the action required to assasinate someone; 1. aim 2. pull the trigger.....teddy reffering to ofcourse the CIA coverup of the operation.....
Did roosevelt even get assasinated? No one will ever know. Im not even sure if he died or is dead...but if he did...then its quite possible that this is what 1,2 teddy is about.
Umm....1,2 reffering to ofcourse the action required to assasinate someone; 1. aim 2. pull the trigger.....teddy reffering to ofcourse the CIA coverup of the operation.....
Did roosevelt even get assasinated? No one will ever know. Im not even sure if he died or is dead...but if he did...then its quite possible that this is what 1,2 teddy is about.
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Functioning Urban Dictionary link at:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=one+two+teddy
"One Two Teddy 70 up, 5 down
To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal"
My guess is that this chat was taken after an online hand in which someone got it all in on the flop or turn drawing dead. Probably originally written by the likes of Matusow, or another online player that talks a lot of smack and has a lot of fanbois.
This line is about as cool as "You're so money and you don't even know it" or "You're like a big bear man" lines from the movie Swingers that white guys overused a lot in the late 90s thinking that they were funny/original.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=one+two+teddy
"One Two Teddy 70 up, 5 down
To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal"
My guess is that this chat was taken after an online hand in which someone got it all in on the flop or turn drawing dead. Probably originally written by the likes of Matusow, or another online player that talks a lot of smack and has a lot of fanbois.
This line is about as cool as "You're so money and you don't even know it" or "You're like a big bear man" lines from the movie Swingers that white guys overused a lot in the late 90s thinking that they were funny/original.
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Wreckx-N-Effect imo....
It's Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I'm the wrecker
Off the track, 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
The action is packed than a jam like the kinds of beat
Bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet
Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump
But Jet make the hotties in the parties shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair, uh
I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh
It's just the little things you do, uh
That makes me wanna get with you, uh
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump
It's Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I'm the wrecker
Off the track, 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
The action is packed than a jam like the kinds of beat
Bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet
Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump
But Jet make the hotties in the parties shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair, uh
I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh
It's just the little things you do, uh
That makes me wanna get with you, uh
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump
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One two teddy imo:
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
UTG: $40.00
CO: $805.60
Hero (BTN): $222.00
SB: $117.40
BB: $246.55
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A
A
UTG checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $246.55 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $212 all in
Flop: ($447.00) 2 Q
4 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($447.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($447.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
UTG: $40.00
CO: $805.60
Hero (BTN): $222.00
SB: $117.40
BB: $246.55
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A
AUTG checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $246.55 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $212 all in
Flop: ($447.00) 2
Q 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: ($447.00) 7
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($447.00) T
(2 players - 2 are all in)Spoiler:
Quote:
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
BB: $174.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $256.50
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with A
A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $256.50 all in, BB calls $156 all in
Flop: ($348.00) A 3 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($348.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($348.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $348.00
BB shows Qh Kd (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows As Ac (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero wins $347.50
(Rake: $0.50)
[x] 1-2-teddy
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
BB: $174.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $256.50
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with A
AHero raises to $6, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $256.50 all in, BB calls $156 all in
Flop: ($348.00) A
3 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: ($348.00) 7
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($348.00) 4
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $348.00
BB shows Qh Kd (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows As Ac (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero wins $347.50
(Rake: $0.50)
[x] 1-2-teddy
09-16-2008
, 12:45 PM
Quote:
One two teddy imo:
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
UTG: $40.00
CO: $805.60
Hero (BTN): $222.00
SB: $117.40
BB: $246.55
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A A
UTG checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $246.55 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $212 all in
Flop: ($447.00) 2 Q 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($447.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($447.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked
UTG: $40.00
CO: $805.60
Hero (BTN): $222.00
SB: $117.40
BB: $246.55
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A
AUTG checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $246.55 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $212 all in
Flop: ($447.00) 2
Q 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: ($447.00) 7
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($447.00) T
(2 players - 2 are all in)Spoiler:
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