1-2 teddy: Think it started out w someone calling a 100bb openshove w jacks, just to lose to aces. Then the guy w AA said: "you just got 1-2 teddied, did it hurt?" or sumtin like that.

It then kept on, ppl postin HHs where villains openshove the nuts into their strong hands saying they got pwned/1-2 teddied. But now its a pretty broad term, so use it wherever..

does it hurt

1-2 teddy all the way

Yup, yup like Teddy
Teddy, ready with tha one two checka
No Diggity, Missy be the bedroom wrecka
Double decka, make you wanna beat your pecka
And then leave your bitch, cause this uhhh! be better

Up Jumps Da' Boogie Lyrics
Artist: Timbaland & Magoo
1997

imo the origin

im fairly certain it has something to do with the Roosevelt assasination.

Umm....1,2 reffering to ofcourse the action required to assasinate someone; 1. aim 2. pull the trigger.....teddy reffering to ofcourse the CIA coverup of the operation.....

Did roosevelt even get assasinated? No one will ever know. Im not even sure if he died or is dead...but if he did...then its quite possible that this is what 1,2 teddy is about.

^^^^

wat

def 12 teddy imo.

Functioning Urban Dictionary link at:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=one+two+teddy

"One Two Teddy 70 up, 5 down

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal"

My guess is that this chat was taken after an online hand in which someone got it all in on the flop or turn drawing dead. Probably originally written by the likes of Matusow, or another online player that talks a lot of smack and has a lot of fanbois.

This line is about as cool as "You're so money and you don't even know it" or "You're like a big bear man" lines from the movie Swingers that white guys overused a lot in the late 90s thinking that they were funny/original.

maybe you use the search function and find the original thread?!

WHIPLASH

12 teddy is overshoving AA preflop to trap the villain

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $174.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $256.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $256.50 all in, BB calls $156 all in

Flop: ($348.00) A 3 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($348.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($348.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $348.00
BB shows Qh Kd (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows As Ac (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero wins $347.50
(Rake: $0.50)

[x] 1-2-teddy

I tried using the search function, but didn't find the thread titled "This is the original 1-2 Teddy thread", and I didn't feel like sifting through a bunch of Bandini to find the original bunch of Bandini.

FACIAL

Wreckx-N-Effect imo....

It's Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I'm the wrecker
Off the track, 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
The action is packed than a jam like the kinds of beat
Bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet
Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump
But Jet make the hotties in the parties shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair, uh
I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh
It's just the little things you do, uh
That makes me wanna get with you, uh

All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump

Wow

google lyrics ldo

http://www.weddingvendors.com/music/...t/rump-shaker/

Oh thank you for pointing that out. I am glad you were able to check it out for me since I don't have an internet connection and had no idea what was in the link when I posted it. You obviously win teh internets.

That's like the furthest possible thing from a 1-2-teddy. You went five raises preflop, a teddy has to be an open shove or three-bet shove.

One two teddy imo:

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $40.00
CO: $805.60
Hero (BTN): $222.00
SB: $117.40
BB: $246.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A A
UTG checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $246.55 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $212 all in

Flop: ($447.00) 2 Q 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($447.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($447.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Why is this not getting any love?

Yep. That's what I think when I see it..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
(at 1:26)

In the olden days we called open-shoving with Aces the Move of Honor.

onnnnneeeeee.........twwoooooooooo......... teddy's coming for you.....

that's only a one teddy.