PokerStars Game #13205126171: Tournament #66678806, Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/12 - 20:11:59 (ET)
Table '66678806 16' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Dial911Now (14325 in chips)
Seat 2: Raccoon4477 (3360 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: babysteps62 (10668 in chips)
Seat 4: mrk71 (18035 in chips)
Seat 5: captn iv (5407 in chips)
Seat 6: paricilanemo (9506 in chips)
Seat 7: carlmaster (10140 in chips)
Seat 9: DanD11 (22445 in chips)
Dial911Now: posts the ante 25
Raccoon4477: posts the ante 25
babysteps62: posts the ante 25
mrk71: posts the ante 25
captn iv: posts the ante 25
paricilanemo: posts the ante 25
carlmaster: posts the ante 25
DanD11: posts the ante 25
Raccoon4477: posts small blind 150
babysteps62: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dial911Now [Ks Kd]
mrk71: raises 900 to 1200
captn iv: folds
carlmaster said, "ty"
Dial911Now said, "come on"
Dial911Now said, "wtf"
Dial911Now said, "i have aces"
Dial911Now said, "come on"
paricilanemo: folds
carlmaster: folds
DanD11: folds
Dial911Now: raises 2500 to 3700
Raccoon4477: folds
babysteps62: folds
mrk71: calls 2500
*** FLOP *** [5d 3s Kc]
mrk71: checks
Dial911Now: checks
*** TURN *** [5d 3s Kc] [3c]
mrk71: bets 1200
Dial911Now: raises 2200 to 3400
mrk71: calls 2200
*** RIVER *** [5d 3s Kc 3c] [5c]
mrk71: checks
Dial911Now: bets 7200 and is all-in
mrk71: calls 7200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dial911Now: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
mrk71: shows [Kh Ah] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Dial911Now collected 29250 from pot

Good read on the all-text-bluff

I want to shoot myself after reading this

Please.

i dont get it what is funny about this

his flop check

yeah still not funny

Nothing to be seen here. Move along.