What a ****ing ******* this guy is. I get to his table tonight and the mother****er starts berating me with questions about how much I'm down. I joke around with him saying an amount like 18k, then he asks me how old I am and playing around with my avatar persona I say "16" thinking none of it.

Well later I get an email saying my account is locked and that I need proof of ID and how they treat this like a bomb threat. I had no idea that a person would take the time do all this against a person. Say what you want about me but I would never stoop this low.

Well the reason Im posting this here is that I know this mother****er is a BBV toolbag that is trying to "prank me". Well job well done you ****ing *******. I also wanted to out him to the community to stay the hell away from his games.

Good thing you don't have a case against me because I'm 24 years old and this is easily solvable.

Point of this post is a Beat that I have to waste my time proving I'm legal but also the point of this post is that this guy is a ****ing scumbag that should be exiled from the community.

I will be challenging Stars to be banned from the site.

move up where they respect your underage breakeven stretches

You seem like a highly volatile person.

I don't know what the hell will happen. it's like Stars is just looking for a reason to seize my funds. i mean I'm 24 years old and have every proof in the world of this I cannot believe they took one joke to a troll's question this seriously.

Has this happened to anyone before? This is completely crazy.

I doubt I'll be playing much at Stars anymore in the future.

Haha, I always thought Wakeboarrder was kind of a tool but clearly he is using those powers for good.

This exact story has happened to heaps of people after they made the same joke you did. Most took it somewhat better.

hahahahahaha

wait a second.. are you one of those child porno guys?

what kind of angles are you shooting when you say "i am 16"?

Umm I'm scared. I mean I'm 24 years old and like I said I have a million ways to prove that but I just can't believe that someone would take it this far to try to get my funds seized and my account locked.

I just hope this can be resolved easily. I have 20k+ on there and if they try and come up with some way to seize those funds (I really can't see how) then let's not even discuss what I'm going to do.

You're blaming some degen when you're the one who inappropriately typed your age as "16" in the chat. You did it to yourself... so live and learn and stop bitching.

The security check happened to me earlier this year. You really need to relax - these security checks are standard. I had my account locked out for about a week after I took down a 180 man donkament. It pissed me off, but since I got my account back, I've been playing all the time at Stars with no problems.

They won't seize your funds if you can provide them the right documentation.

imo

how the hell is typing 'i am 16' in chatbox inappropriate if its obvious you're joking around? even without that, i wouldn't really describe it as inappropriate.

this actually pisses me off that someone would do this. f the haters OP this guy is obv a massive douche.

I can give them a driver's license right now. I have my passport back in Jersey (I live in NYC now).

Did it take long for them to open back the account?

I can't even sleep, I'm freaking out.

He called the chat moderator on me when I didn't say one curse word or anything, all i said was "about 18k" or "18k" joking around about how much i'm down this year.

This guy has serious problems.

lol i say this all the time

got reported on stars for it once, i had to send them my id

youre fgators right? i wouldn't lose sleep over it or anything. there's absolutely no way in hell they can seize your funds. even though wakeboarrder was a huge douche to do this, it wont result in anything except your account being closed for at most a few days. just send your id in to them and it'll be fine

You deserve to get lock because you act like a child. Im sure that you do not have the emotional maturity of an adult so I hope that daniel negraneu does steal your money.

fyp
stars support pwns

do you do anything besides troll?

I'll be faxing them as soon as I get to work tomorrow with my driver's license.

They also emailed me again (after I sent them one) easing my anxieties about my funds and this whole process.

Let it be known that Wakeboarrder is a gigantic douchebag and this is a lesson learned. Shocked that somebody could have such a personal agenda.

You should thank stars for banning you, you definitely saved a lot of $$ the way you play.

[ ] grafz

well there you have it degens.. if you need a stop loss, just say "I'm 16 and I take maney" after your aces get cracked

Whatever you do, don't call him a krauthead in chat. I think that 'stars hires retired Sunday school teachers as chat mods, totally different people than the cool people in support imo

Dear Stars Support

You locked my account because I said I was 16 in chat. This was misinterpreted as I was actually referring to my emotional age rather than my age in years. As a result of this I have become disproportionately upset and had my account locked. I have enclosed appropriate ID (my high school photograph) and want my account reinstated. Due to the emotional distress please could you also compose a soothing haiku for me.

Regards

BobbyLight (aged 16)

his avatar tilts me