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Originally Posted by ronrabbit
After my first year of playing poker I was a losing player, but luckily for me I knew some lawyers, We managed to sue the casino for all my loses and a little bit extra due to them encouraging a life of degeneracy and gambling.
I also keep a set of lawyers on retainer incase I get sucked out on with AA to ensure I can re-coup money stolen from me by other inferior players....
You can also keep
two sets of lawyers so they can sue each other = always profit. Just hint.