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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Sorry, wifey.
Can we be honest though... She's definitely saving the world more than you isn't she?
Sammy can't save the world during WC football and Tour de France. The world understands. Sammy will be going back to work monday though but that's mostly to beat old guy in table tennis.
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Good news though Sammy. Now you are married, you can start masturbating...
Sammy doesn't masturbate. It's disgusting + Sammy has to use his underpants navy to make babies.
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Originally Posted by FranFran
sammy you will be forced to eat her pussy, i hooe youre ready
Only on her birthday
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Yeah, but that's true for every developed nation. For you barbarians it would be at least two steps up
Calm down