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12-14-2009 , 02:54 AM

#51

meoveryouok

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Originally Posted by thedoc08

girls can't play poker.

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12-14-2009 , 03:01 AM

#52

hobbes05

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Originally Posted by meoveryouok

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12-14-2009 , 03:08 AM

#53

MadDogFerg

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Originally Posted by theskillzdatklls

OP I need more tips on how to get girls.

Please advise.

+1

waiting patiently.

Maybe on the second date you could teach her how to manually upload hand histories into tracker for you?

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12-14-2009 , 03:12 AM

#54

No.18

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BUT

How much have you lost?

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12-14-2009 , 11:08 AM

#55

mikelle

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Originally Posted by Madden XXX

I explain the math behind it and how i play like 12 games at a time. And BR management. Maybe its just me and i come off as a nice guy, who knows who what hes talking about.

I even explain METAGAME, and how i use it to own people souls. Plus it makes me feel good when some moron makes a dumb statement about poker being rigged etc. Then i explain how i dont have to work and they all work crummy jobs getting through college.

You win, girl lose... I mean if you REALLY talk about ALL of this stuff, on wich date do you kiss actually? Do you EVER get to 2nd date at all?

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12-14-2009 , 11:12 AM

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bacats32

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Originally Posted by derekl

it is true that lying about your profession in order to not look degen is a pretty degen thing to do.

Those who are in denial are in the biggest need of help!!

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12-14-2009 , 11:14 AM

#57

bacats32

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Originally Posted by No.18

BUT

How much have you lost?

That might be the funniest avatar I have seen!!!

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12-14-2009 , 11:27 AM

#58

karimdaniel

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Yeah, let her know whats up.

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12-14-2009 , 11:30 AM

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timistere

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Originally Posted by ImpulseKid

But dude, if i give you $100 can you double it for me?

gold imo

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12-14-2009 , 11:30 AM

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TuckFard

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woman are never +ev

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12-14-2009 , 12:27 PM

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biggetje

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1 woman
multiple women

I know it's really hard and complicated though.

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12-14-2009 , 01:10 PM

#62

J0hny

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Originally Posted by TuckFard

woman are never +ev

Awesome)

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12-14-2009 , 01:20 PM

#63

AFchung

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I even explain METAGAME, and how i use it to own people souls

stopped there

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12-14-2009 , 01:53 PM

#64

Cashrefresh

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Originally Posted by TuckFard

woman are never +ev

In terms of $ - big -ev, but in terms of other things money can't buy they are

(hookers don't count

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12-14-2009 , 02:16 PM

#65

TuckFard

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Originally Posted by biggetje

1 woman
multiple women

I know it's really hard and complicated though.

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12-14-2009 , 02:52 PM

#66

cuddlesgeage

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

Well you certainly know how to show a girl a good time.

this thread has inspired me to create a pickup line that i will use on a girl that i like: "i have a crush on you. why don't you come over and watch me crush online poker later?"

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12-14-2009 , 03:08 PM

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Derbos

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you havent played long enough if you dont see it as a job

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12-14-2009 , 03:13 PM

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mrussel2k1

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Originally Posted by Madden XXX

Last line i made was obv a joke

You are obviously fat and never get laid... nh wp

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12-14-2009 , 03:22 PM

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DRybes

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Originally Posted by cuddlesgeage

this thread has inspired me to create a pickup line that i will use on a girl that i like: "i have a crush on you. why don't you come over and watch me crush online poker later?"

Don't forget to mention what brand of orange soda you have to drink at your place

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12-14-2009 , 06:59 PM

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Joostul

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Originally Posted by Madden XXX

This is in response to the why i DONT tell people i play poker thread. I can see why people dont like to tell others who dont play poker that its their job.

Why dont we come out and tell everyone we play when asked what we do. All we are doing is spreading word of poker, with possibly helping expand it by letting others know whats up.

Whenever i talk to girls or whatnot if they mention their job or what they do in school. I am never the person you all are when you dont tell people you play. Trust me people dont just label you as a scumbag gambling Degen. Unless you look like a dude who just stays inside playin poker all day. I always get good conversations going when talking poker with tards who dont know anything about it.

I explain the math behind it and how i play like 12 games at a time. And BR management. Maybe its just me and i come off as a nice guy, who knows who what hes talking about.

I even explain METAGAME, and how i use it to own people souls. Plus it makes me feel good when some moron makes a dumb statement about poker being rigged etc. Then i explain how i dont have to work and they all work crummy jobs getting through college.

I mean explain to these people that you dont have a boss really. Unless you have a backer. But explain to the donks that you do whatever the **** you want with your time. That while they work crappy hours for scum wage.

If the women you talk poker to get interested you can always be like, come to my house or hang out and ill explain how poker works. Then you sit her in the corner and make her study your play while 12 tabling and letting her know whats up.

The potential ended right here for me...

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12-14-2009 , 07:59 PM

#71

cuddlesgeage

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Originally Posted by DRybes

Don't forget to mention what brand of orange soda you have to drink at your place

i have a pamphlet that i hand out when we first meet that has all of these vital statistics

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12-27-2009 , 09:42 AM

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bacats32

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Greear10 is this you?!?!?

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12-27-2009 , 09:52 AM

#73

TuckFard

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who is Greear10?

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12-27-2009 , 11:55 AM

#74

bacats32

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Originally Posted by TuckFard

who is Greear10?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/61...thread-666872/

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12-27-2009 , 12:27 PM

#75

Sydney_Says

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Originally Posted by cuddlesgeage

this thread has inspired me to create a pickup line that i will use on a girl that i like: "i have a crush on you. why don't you come over and watch me crush online poker later?"

lol hof imo.

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