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This is why I now dislike poker. This is why I now dislike poker.

01-11-2010 , 09:00 PM
xHill568x is actually "Snookie" from Jersey Shore.

I came to this conclusion because OP has down syndrome
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01-11-2010 , 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by umistboy
Didn't see it hidden in the myriad of ******ed insults and petty squabbling you'd embroiled yourself in.

Well done, you went allin with KK.
Am I not aloud to defend myself? Next time I'll lube myself up hey?

And the KK. Well at least I played it right.

All of you find what I did wrong before you see what I did right. EVERY time, in anything. Every person on here!. You all need to flame someone to make yourself feel better. We got a name for that. Small man syndrome.
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01-11-2010 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by umistboy
Plain. No wonder we can't follow properly. You can't even spell.
Teacher may I go to the toilet?..
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01-11-2010 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
Teacher may I go to the toilet?..
No but you can def GTFO BBV
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01-11-2010 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
Am I not aloud to defend myself?
[ ] OP would beat a nematode worm in a spelling bee.

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[x] But is a total c**t regardless.
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01-11-2010 , 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LeroyyyDaviis
No but you can def GTFO BBV
Dude you have less posts then me. And your telling me where to go? Thats pretty sad.
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01-11-2010 , 09:20 PM
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01-11-2010 , 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
xHill568x: omg

Cese: LMAO
jamesbay1: me 1st
Cese: YOU KNOW NOTHING

Cese: you probably played 100 tournemants
Cese: and think you are unlucky HAHAHAH
Cese: try playing 3,000


mewinyoulose: u tellem pro
Cese: if my luck was equal i would be up $10,000
jamesbay1: i am about there
Cese: and that is my stats speaking

Cese: i am $10,000 below EV in mtts under $5
xHill568x: Cese who the fk do u think u are?

Cese: I THINK IM NOT YOUR IDIOT SELF

xHill568x: big tough man online
xHill568x: if u said that 2 me at a live table
Cese: whining about the grand total of 10 tournaments you have played
Cese: ok keep talking big man
xHill568x: u would have a broken nose right now

Cese: hell no

xHill568x: yes sir
Cese: people like you
Cese: go to ac
Cese: and keep your mouth shut live
xHill568x: i woulda smacked u in the mouth
Cese: not only would i take all your money
Cese: i would keep you quite
xHill568x: omg
Cese: ive been boxing since i was 10...I am 27 now
gangstaface: u would keep him quite what?
xHill568x: what a tool
jamesbay1: k9 that is
Cese: you have no chance
gangstaface: its quiet u tool

Cese: i would run circles around you
dozerbozer: he meant quiet
dozerbozer: i think

Cese: fat out of shape men talking trash online
xHill568x: Cese u have spent 12k on poker and u have made $500

xHill568x: thats pretty bad
Cese: corection
Cese: i never deposited
Dealer: jecko2337 has 15 seconds left to act
Cese: i never spent anything
Cese: learn to read numbers you idiot

xHill568x: http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...A76DF.html?t=2
Cese: lmao
xHill568x: for everone 2 see
Cese: GO BACK TO SCHOOL

Cese: Learn to read IDIOT

Cese: that is net and gross

Cese: doesnt mean i spent anything
xHill568x: mate u need 2 chill out
Cese: shut up
Cese: honestly
Cese: go back to school
Cese: "mate"

jamesbay1: UK - jeeze
Cese: lmao thats an australian education for you
Cese: LMAO "you spent 12k"
xHill568x: wow
xHill568x: what a moron
Cese: yes you are

jamesbay1: U2 that is
Cese: you are

jamesbay1: stop it

Cese: hill tough &&% australian
Cese: toothless probably
xHill568x: I have very nice teeth, thank for your consern
mewinyoulose: hey Cese.......any advice for all the noobs out there?
Cese: i am a noob
Cese: that is why i am playing a $2 mtt

mewinyoulose: your not a noob cese
mewinyoulose: a boob maybe
Cese: not female

Cese: anyone playing a $2 mtt is full of sht

mewinyoulose: really....i detect a little girl quality in you

xHill568x: lol
Dealer: jecko2337 has 15 seconds left to act
Cese: you say that like it is negative
Cese: i can guess your age with ease
Cese: you are childish
Cese: probably too young to be in a casino
xHill568x: wow this dude is on him self much?


Cese: you toothless aussie silence

xHill568x: and your a dumbass yank

mewinyoulose: the only toothless thing here is your mom cese

Cese: another statement from the child
Dealer: gangstaface wins the pot (60)
Cese: seriously kid

mewinyoulose: and your the reason why she has no teeth
Cese: the only thing you are proving is your age
xHill568x: lol thats what old ppl say

xHill568x: this guy must be out of his prime
xHill568x: jelous
xHill568x: bitter old man
gangstaface: waaaaay out

xHill568x: cese that is
gangstaface: yup

gangstaface: tough guy


mewinyoulose: flopped it huh

Cese: HAHAHH

Cese: BYE BYE FAT BOY

Cese: BYE BYE FAT BOY

xHill568x: u just called him fat?

And then this hand turns up. All in preflop JJ v my KK jack on the trun.

Dealer: Hand #17524704262
Dealer: gangstaface has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: xHill568x shows [Ks Kc]
Dealer: jamesbay1 shows [Js Jh]
Dealer: xHill568x shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Cese: ?BYE BYE
Dealer: jamesbay1 shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Dealer: jamesbay1 wins the pot (5,760) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Cese: TOOTHLESS IDIOT
Dealer: Hand #17524725840
Dealer: xHill568x finishes in 659th place
Cese: TOOTHLESS IDIOT

jamesbay1: guess you are glad he is gone?
Cese: go back to school you australian toothless bafoon

Cese: bye bye aussie bafoon
This is why I now dislike you.
Oh....and didn't read a single word of it btw. Just saw that you were in the middle of a long conversation after some hand info you posted (which I didn't read either) over chat.
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01-11-2010 , 09:24 PM
"Cese: i would keep you quite
Cese: ive been boxing since i was 10...I am 27 now
Cese: you have no chance"


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01-11-2010 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by GigaFish
[ ] OP would beat a nematode worm in a spelling bee.

Spoiler:
[x] But is a total c**t regardless.
Really. You care about spelling that much? You need a life sir.
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01-11-2010 , 09:27 PM
The big question is OP, do you now feel better?
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01-11-2010 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
Dude you have less posts then me. And your telling me where to go? Thats pretty sad.
Pretty sad on your part if some newbie is telling you to gtfo, imo.

Oh, and I hate you. Hate hate hate, hate hate hate.
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01-11-2010 , 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dbizzle
Pretty sad on your part if some newbie is telling you to gtfo, imo.

Oh, and I hate you. Hate hate hate, hate hate hate.
Well your not the most liked person in my world either.
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01-11-2010 , 09:36 PM
i gave a serious attempt to read it

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i failed sorry man tl;dr
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01-11-2010 , 09:37 PM
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01-11-2010 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
So I am a tool because I got it in bad? So you never ever ever get it in bad playing a hand poorly? ever?

what about the last hand? when I get it in with KK v JJ. You don't mention that? why?
no, you're a tool because you threaten to break people's noses at online poker tables, I don't see how you haven't noticed that yet
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01-11-2010 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeye00
The big question is OP, do you now feel better?
No actually. Its just inforeced my point that the internet has become this.

Everyone is tough behind there computer screens. And everyone! I mean everyone are just cun t holes.
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01-11-2010 , 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x

Everyone is tough behind there computer screens.
including yourself or no?

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Originally Posted by xHill568x

And everyone! I mean everyone are just cun t holes.
ah
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01-11-2010 , 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rigwarl
no, you're a tool because you threaten to break people's noses at online poker tables, I don't see how you haven't noticed that yet
No if you can read. It went like this "If you said that at a live table I would have punched you in the nose."

Cause I would have. Who right is it to tell me anything about my life?? NO ONE! Doesn't matter if its cards or anything else. And I wouldn't do it at the table I would hunt that tool down and yeah.

Its called TRYING to defend yourself. Maybe your a little bitch. But I'm not.
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01-11-2010 , 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by rigwarl
including yourself or no?


ah
If I could reach into his screen and jump out and see him face to face I would. But guess what. I can't. So the only thing left to do is to try and fight back. And I would punch him in the face if I could see him. BUT I CAN'T.

And I don't going around calling people Toothless Aussies. But when someone calls me that having a go at my country. Again Im not a bitch, maybe you are but Im not.
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01-11-2010 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
So I am a tool
Yes.

/thread
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01-11-2010 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by xHill568x
Are you border line retarted? I said omg to the beat. THATS it. It wasn't even to him. Its all there plane as day.
What are you really expecting him to shove/call a shove with on a 33JJx board?

AK?

Also, how is getting all in drawing dead a "beat"?
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01-11-2010 , 10:23 PM
[ ] op is good at poker
[x] op threatens to beat the **** out of someone over the internet
[x] op calls someone a tool for doing the same thing
[x] inforeced
[x] gtfo
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01-11-2010 , 10:28 PM
You never explained why you limped A3.
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01-11-2010 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Happy
You never explained why you limped A3.
[x] Because OP is good at poker
[ ] I know how to use checkboxes
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