I just limped with A-3 and called a rasie preflop. Flop 3-3-J. Turn another jack. All in on the river.

And then this dude starts.

Dealer: xHill568x shows a full house, Threes full of Jacks
Dealer: jamesbay1 shows a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Dealer: jamesbay1 wins the pot (2,735) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Dealer: Hand #17524243120
xHill568x: omg

Cese: LMAO
jamesbay1: me 1st
Cese: YOU KNOW NOTHING

Cese: you probably played 100 tournemants
Cese: and think you are unlucky HAHAHAH
Cese: try playing 3,000


mewinyoulose: u tellem pro
Cese: if my luck was equal i would be up $10,000
jamesbay1: i am about there
Cese: and that is my stats speaking

Cese: i am $10,000 below EV in mtts under $5
xHill568x: Cese who the fk do u think u are?

Cese: I THINK IM NOT YOUR IDIOT SELF

xHill568x: big tough man online
xHill568x: if u said that 2 me at a live table
Cese: whining about the grand total of 10 tournaments you have played
Cese: ok keep talking big man
xHill568x: u would have a broken nose right now

Cese: hell no

xHill568x: yes sir
Cese: people like you
Cese: go to ac
Cese: and keep your mouth shut live
xHill568x: i woulda smacked u in the mouth
Cese: not only would i take all your money
Cese: i would keep you quite
xHill568x: omg
Cese: ive been boxing since i was 10...I am 27 now
gangstaface: u would keep him quite what?
xHill568x: what a tool
jamesbay1: k9 that is
Cese: you have no chance
gangstaface: its quiet u tool

Cese: i would run circles around you
dozerbozer: he meant quiet
dozerbozer: i think

Cese: fat out of shape men talking trash online
xHill568x: Cese u have spent 12k on poker and u have made $500

xHill568x: thats pretty bad
Cese: corection
Cese: i never deposited
Dealer: jecko2337 has 15 seconds left to act
Cese: i never spent anything
Cese: learn to read numbers you idiot

xHill568x: http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...A76DF.html?t=2
Cese: lmao
xHill568x: for everone 2 see
Cese: GO BACK TO SCHOOL

Cese: Learn to read IDIOT

Cese: that is net and gross

Cese: doesnt mean i spent anything
xHill568x: mate u need 2 chill out
Cese: shut up
Cese: honestly
Cese: go back to school
Cese: "mate"

jamesbay1: UK - jeeze
Cese: lmao thats an australian education for you
Cese: LMAO "you spent 12k"
xHill568x: wow
xHill568x: what a moron
Cese: yes you are

jamesbay1: U2 that is
Cese: you are

jamesbay1: stop it

Cese: hill tough &&% australian
Cese: toothless probably
xHill568x: I have very nice teeth, thank for your consern
mewinyoulose: hey Cese.......any advice for all the noobs out there?
Cese: i am a noob
Cese: that is why i am playing a $2 mtt

mewinyoulose: your not a noob cese
mewinyoulose: a boob maybe
Cese: not female

Cese: anyone playing a $2 mtt is full of sht

mewinyoulose: really....i detect a little girl quality in you

xHill568x: lol
Dealer: jecko2337 has 15 seconds left to act
Cese: you say that like it is negative
Cese: i can guess your age with ease
Cese: you are childish
Cese: probably too young to be in a casino
xHill568x: wow this dude is on him self much?


Cese: you toothless aussie silence

xHill568x: and your a dumbass yank

mewinyoulose: the only toothless thing here is your mom cese

Cese: another statement from the child
Dealer: gangstaface wins the pot (60)
Cese: seriously kid

mewinyoulose: and your the reason why she has no teeth
Cese: the only thing you are proving is your age
xHill568x: lol thats what old ppl say

xHill568x: this guy must be out of his prime
xHill568x: jelous
xHill568x: bitter old man
gangstaface: waaaaay out

xHill568x: cese that is
gangstaface: yup

gangstaface: tough guy


mewinyoulose: flopped it huh

Cese: HAHAHH

Cese: BYE BYE FAT BOY

Cese: BYE BYE FAT BOY

xHill568x: u just called him fat?

And then this hand turns up. All in preflop JJ v my KK jack on the trun.

Dealer: Hand #17524704262
Dealer: gangstaface has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: xHill568x shows [Ks Kc]
Dealer: jamesbay1 shows [Js Jh]
Dealer: xHill568x shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Cese: ?BYE BYE
Dealer: jamesbay1 shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Dealer: jamesbay1 wins the pot (5,760) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Cese: TOOTHLESS IDIOT
Dealer: Hand #17524725840
Dealer: xHill568x finishes in 659th place
Cese: TOOTHLESS IDIOT

jamesbay1: guess you are glad he is gone?
Cese: go back to school you australian toothless bafoon

Cese: bye bye aussie bafoon


And find it funny to have a dig at me after I just been 2 outed.

I probley will get flamed for this. Just need/liked to shear it.

tldr

t

I don't get it.

l

a) You played the hand absolutely horribly - I mean really horribly (from what you've posted).
b) You got involved/stayed in the petty immature argument like a silly child.
c) You then feel the need to share your moment of "glory" with us in the hope we agree with you.

Cese = knob
You = ........... I'll let you decide how you've portrayed yourself in this rigmarol!

You shear sheep.

tl;dr

cliff notes?

cliff notes:
-tl;dr.

way tl; def dr

See my post above - petty squabble at best!

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d

You're not missing much.

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abridged version

I just had a lol limp wut A3 owned J wut turn bad wtf omg oh nice?

stopped reading here

[x] rasie

This is why i don't like trying to read bbv.

Cese: i am $10,000 below EV in mtts under $5

this is why I dont read OP but only responses

This is why I don't try to like reading bbv.

TL_DR

I limped cause there were a few in front of me. You all need me 2 explane that? wow.