For the first time a few weeks ago, i told someone at my job (waiter) what my side job was (building a roll)
"Me: Well I'm working on this side job. Hopefully it'll work out and i won't have to do this sh* anymore
Her: What is it?
Me: Its an investment venture. It involves equity analysis.
Her: Oh. Like stock market type stuff?
Me: A little bit like that. I basically make small investments based on my predictions about their long term worth. There's a lot of variance involved, but if it pays off, in the long run i could make a lot of money.
Me: Ok, I have to be honest. Everything i just told you is true, but its not what you think. I play poker.
Her: *laughs* (in a good way, not a mocking 'are you serious way')