I think you all need to spend a small fraction of your bankroll on a sick watch (or somethin' shiny) and to keep your wardrobe updated with some fresh gear.. If people see you lookin' clean and know you don't work, they will know what the [censored] is up..
If they ask a question about your income, you say "look at me", kinda throw your head back and walk away with an A.C Slater type of strut..
Okay?
Result:
Mom on phone w/ Police Officer: Hello, I think my son is dealing drugs. What should I do?
LOL @ the thought of doing this to a family member..
WOW EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO CALM THE [censored] DOWN AND BE HAPPY SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR JOB. CAN YOU GUYS HONESTLY SAY YOU KNEW HOW POKER WORKED BEFORE YOU GOT INTO IT EITHER?
Amazing you play trivial pursuit? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU ON JEPOARDY, LOL
Amazing, you are a plumber? I tried to fix my plumbing once with a hacksaw and rust exploded in my eye and I had to go to the hospital. Can you believe my bad luck?
Amazing, you are a tax lawyer? If I give you my tax returns, can you do them for me?
Amazing, you are a doctor? I have been getting bluish-green patches on my taint whenever I have sex with dead people...can you help me with that?
WOW EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO CALM THE [censored] DOWN AND BE HAPPY SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR JOB. CAN YOU GUYS HONESTLY SAY YOU KNEW HOW POKER WORKED BEFORE YOU GOT INTO IT EITHER?
Amazing you play trivial pursuit? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU ON JEPOARDY, LOL
Amazing, you are a plumber? I tried to fix my plumbing once with a hacksaw and rust exploded in my eye and I had to go to the hospital. Can you believe my bad luck?
Amazing, you are a tax lawyer? If I give you my tax returns, can you do them for me?
Amazing, you are a doctor? I have been getting bluish-green patches on my taint whenever I have sex with dead people...can you help me with that?
People always want to learn how to do it too or the cliche... "Hey man, what if I give you $300 of my money for you to double it, can you do that?"
Good God I can't tell you how many times I hear that phrase and every time I do I die a little inside.
whats the best response to this? everyone i know says this including family and friends
Yes, I can double your $300 and I'll guarnatee it. My fee is $700 BTW.
As for being called a poker addict, I just remind them this addiction is making me money, as opposed to my old addiction: heroin.
Usually followed by awkward silence, but occasinly someone realises I'm joking and actually laughs.
Today I got "I guess it wouldnt make sense for me to play against you, so I will tell you my strategy. I always play two-seven because if you flop two pair or better nobody will expect it"
Amazing you play trivial pursuit? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU ON JEPOARDY, LOL
Amazing, you are a plumber? I tried to fix my plumbing once with a hacksaw and rust exploded in my eye and I had to go to the hospital. Can you believe my bad luck?
Amazing, you are a tax lawyer? If I give you my tax returns, can you do them for me?
Amazing, you are a doctor? I have been getting bluish-green patches on my taint whenever I have sex with dead people...can you help me with that?
A lot of doctors I know are constantly hounded by people for medical advice or try to discuss their health problems or whatever. I think it would be a horrible job to have to talk about with clueless idiots.
Try being knowledgable with computers. Anyone time you step in to anyone's house...
Try being a poker playing computer guy. I can't have any conversations about what I do for 14 hours a day without wanting to kill myself. I don't have much to say.
Try being knowledgable with computers. Anyone time you step in to anyone's house...
Try being a poker playing computer guy. I can't have any conversations about what I do for 14 hours a day without wanting to kill myself. I don't have much to say.
Yep that is me. Something my wife's boss recently asked was essentially this:
Them: "Which parts from these old, broken computers should we combine to form one working computer that would be the sole location for tons of important files."
