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Originally Posted by oscillator
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so a family member of mine learns to use aim, and watches me play poker, when this hand comes up
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9h 9d]
sondra golfs: raises 150 to 250
jrod4979: folds
mistymia: folds
modfan: folds
funtime 4907: folds
Peeloneoff: folds
HERO: raises 1650 to 1900 and is all-in
cmdeedeedee: folds
JDWPoker111: folds
sondra golfs: calls 1535 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (115) returned to HERO
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qh Kc]
*** TURN *** [Jc Qh Kc] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qh Kc 6s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sondra golfs: shows [Qc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
HERO: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
sondra golfs collected 3720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3720 | Rake 0
Board [Jc Qh Kc 6s 2h]
Seat 1: jrod4979 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mistymia folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: modfan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: funtime 4907 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Peeloneoff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HERO (button) showed [9h 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: cmdeedeedee (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: JDWPoker111 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: sondra golfs showed [Qc Kh] and won (3720) with two pair, Kings and Queens
him: dude.... all in on a pair of 9's?
him: I guess that's why I don't play cards for a living
me: are you serious?
him: yeah
him: I need something stronger to hang in with people who are (I think you referrred to them as callers?)
him: since you're on a losing streak for a couple days
him: my instinct is to lighten your position
him: until you straighten out your mindset
him: and manage your cash better
him: the logistics of doing that in poker are beyond me .... that's your domain
him: but I think I'd be laying a bit low ..... on ****ty cards
i **** you not he signs back on today right after this
Full Tilt Poker Game #10878300549: $65,000 Guarantee (80765476), Table 33 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:50:27 ET - 2009/02/27
Seat 1: gregp1126 (5,704)
Seat 2: her ghost (2,610)
Seat 3: boNeZee (3,652)
Seat 4: geburs (5,362)
Seat 6: Papa Nutz (8,390)
Seat 7: DallasRounder (7,760)
Seat 8: wh0kly (7,382)
Seat 9: ckhim82 (6,170)
Papa Nutz posts the small blind of 80
DallasRounder posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [9h 9d]
wh0kly folds
ckhim82 raises to 320
gregp1126 calls 320
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost raises to 2,610, and is all in
boNeZee folds
geburs folds
Papa Nutz folds
DallasRounder folds
Brandon Adams sits down
Brandon Adams adds 10,420
ckhim82 folds
gregp1126 calls 2,290
her ghost shows [9h 9d]
gregp1126 shows [Qh Jc]
*** FLOP *** [5h 5d 3s]
*** TURN *** [5h 5d 3s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5d 3s 3d] [Qc]
her ghost shows two pair, Nines and Fives
gregp1126 shows two pair, Queens and Fives
gregp1126 wins the pot (5,780) with two pair, Queens and Fives
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,780 | Rake 0
Board: [5h 5d 3s 3d Qc]
Seat 1: gregp1126 showed [Qh Jc] and won (5,780) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: her ghost showed [9h 9d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 3: boNeZee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: geburs (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Papa Nutz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: DallasRounder (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: wh0kly didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: ckhim82 folded before the Flop
i didnt say a word