I found this thread Tuesday night and read the whole damn thing. I laughed my ass off the whole time. What I didn't do was learn something. Thursday I had an appointment for a cleaning at the dentist. After the standard half hour of torture administered by the hygenist, her and I are sitting there shooting the ****.
chickee: "So, you gotta go back to work after this?" (it's 1pm and I'm mad I'm awake.)
chickee: "Where do you work?"
me: "uh, um"
chickee: "Laid off huh? Seems like half the town is nowadays. Where did you work?"
me: (thinking WTF biotch, lay off it) "I don't really work anywhere. I just hang out."
chickee: "play video games huh? Ok?"
wow, now she thinks I'm REALLY cool, I better say something) "kinda, I play da pokaz online."
chickee: (look of terror worse than when she was slashing my gums) "THAT'S ILLEGAL! You shouldn't do that!"
me: "yeah, ok, um, where's that dentist at?"
Needless to say I'm ******ed and can't remember even one of the ways mentioned to have this conversation correctly, in a +LifeEV way.