I usually go through a convo like this about once a week:
Them: So you play poker for real money?
Me: Yeah its kinda like a job.
Them: So do you play alot?
Me: Ummmm like 10-15 hours a week....like a part time job i guess.
Them: So do you have a gambling problem/addiction?
Me (calmly looking at them with a straight face): You cant have a problem if you win!!!!