Why do MODS think they are cool? I have played with a few at the poker tables and they brag "hey I am a mod for 2p2". Wooptdy doo, you wanna be cop who failed the academy and cant even get a security job. FYI your not cool. I will be expecting a ban because really thats your only game. All in with KJ os?? punks

ban

In before lock

in before what operating system

Chump Change is the coolest sans the GW

Is that you tony g

in after in before lock

HH or you play with barbies

You know what really grinds my gears?

Mods. Mods grind my gears with there little "hey you like your thread???? You like your thread??? Well guess what YOU CANT HAVE YOUR THREAD.hahaha" Then they just sit there, in like their little basements wherever they are, laughing as they open up another bag of dorritos and feel big about themselves.

I mean who do they think they are. Wow your name is green, man your so cool now. Too bad you waste your life 24/7 just waiting for some good poster to come along and post a perfectly reasonable thread just so they can increase their epeen. Ive never met anyone who plays dungeons and dragons but if i had to bet at least half the mods are level 34 wizards themselves.

No, we KNOW we are cool.

no you don't

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?

Wow

This is first op back from boring times I like

Mods are like Covid, they don't really kill you for the most part, but they can make you sick and even if not they make life miserable enough with mostly useless rules and restrictions but we are too weak and divided to fight them

a key moment of young rickroll's life was that day fellow classmates poked fun at him for his hand knit sweater and said i'd never be cool enough to be a 2p2 mod

FYP

Hai Franko. Franko for mod

I sense a lack of respect for moderators. This is unacceptable. Expect infractions and bans within the next 24 hours.

The first thing I do when I sit at a poker table is announce that I am a 2+2 mod. The look of fear and envy on their faces is priceless, each and every time.

Sometimes out of sheer kindness, I will allow them to give me half the chips at the table and I will leave. Since they know the alternative is me eventually getting all the chips, they ALWAYS accept.

However when I’m not feeling generous, I do not offer this option and unleash the set of awe-inspiring poker skills I possess that allowed me to become a Mod, and I leave no survivors. They go home defeated and dejected.

I have forced many a card room to close out of fear of me showing up.

Some people claim it’s because of my personality, but I know better.

you're a target because of your name King. They'll never get that satisfaction out of you.

Recently a new mod has been discovered. It has been named Sheep and described as a mod of concern by the world mod watchdog. While according to preliminary research this mod appears to be somewhat milder than previous mods, it carries some concerning mutations. It appears to demand a day in its praise and also can go on a grammar correcting spree at any time. Further research is needed to determine the severity of this mod

seems like a personal attacked.

And you and the rest of BBV are going to pay for it.

MODS ONLY: