here is how my convos go:
them: so what you do for a living?
me; I am a professional "poker player"!
them
h really(sad look) I know this guy who was a professional 'GAMBLER' that blahabhalhbhablhab
so I tell my brother I play poker for a living here is what he says:
him: so you pay all your bills through poker?
me: yep
him: so you win evertime you sit down?
me: trying to explain variance but he thinks its denial...
him: see at the end you will always lose to the casino!
me: ROFL