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Originally Posted by boltyou
My response to people who say things like this is to just say, "That seems statistically impossible," with a straight face.
So far, nobody's seemed to catch on to the fact that I'm mocking them.
Live 1/2 ****** donk the other day floats (he didn't know he was floating)
$50 pot on the river and he bets $10
Guy snap calls him and makes
The donk show first, donk shows 5 high.
I've played with the guy who is opposite before, about the same age.
I say " Hey bro, you know if they do floats here? Like coke floats, fanta, you know"
Everyone at the table who gets the joke pisses themselves.
Noobs just scratch their head and wonder what's so funny.
Live poker.
Greatest.