Took the day off work today feeling bit under the weather and decided to fire up a bit of NL100 on FT.
My mum walks in.
Mum: Hmm. I hope you're not wasting loads of money on that?
Me: No, Look at my database here. I've won $744.55 in 1122 hands (ok so I'm new to cash games)
Mum: Oh..well that's not very good is it?
Me: What? I've won almost $750 in 1100 hands
Mum: Mmm...so out of 1100...what's a hand? Is it like a dip or something?
WTF
Thankfully the phone then rang and our poker chat was over.