this is a great thread. Man, there's a lot of pent-up rage out there about playing poker for a living. I haven't seen anyone mention this yet, so I figured I'd throw it out there:
I don't tell people I play poker
because I play poker.
seriously... I can't believe how many of you have this conversation with waaaay too many people. friends and family are one thing, but everyone else? it seems like the younger guys take shots from all angles, so I can understand wanting to strike back once in a while, but you’ve got to find a better way to cut the conversation short than “you play with my pocket change.”
(guys with nervous girlfriends' fathers… at times like that, I always find it helpful to remember that I’m banging his daughter
)
however, just like talking about PT and 2+2 is -ev online, telling the whole [censored] planet that you play poker is -ev "live." don't get me wrong, i'm all for the sense of superiority
, but let your derision turn to laughter on the inside. you
know these people can't play, so why ruin the illusion for them? after all, most times they really do play with your pocket change.
play poker with your co-workers. shave those sheep, many times. gain respect and workplace currency. eventually word will work it’s way up that you’re pretty sharp at the card table, and you should have an opportunity for advancement.
be mysterious with women. tell dudes even less. as long as you have a roll, you'll get plenty of ass and respect in social situations. as you all know, women love the gambler thing – and they love mystery even more. random dudes? see above, re co-workers. If you want, you can even skin those sheep the first time out. their ego will mandate that they play you at least once more, and you can tax them again. also, random guys aren’t gonna lose money to you more than ~3 times in a row, so you might as well push your edge while you can.
i’m sure most of you guys have hustled at least one person in your lives, whether it was pool, darts, beer pong or online gaming. And that’s excluding the
huge numbers of people you’ve hustled at the poker table. imho, poker strategies and tactics apply quite well in a ton of real-life situations. there’s no need to turn that part of your brain off during the day. get into dick-measuring contests and belittle other players on party poker or 2+2. otherwise, remember, a little modesty/quiet confidence can go a looong way.
PS. the two guys near the end of the thread, do your wives have sisters?