im just a micro grinder, but ive had at least one such occurance as here, not many though. I wasnt using jargon to make it understandable to a friend.
" **** man, I had the absolute best hand possible on the turn with a ace high straight. I went allin and the ****er caught one of six cards to give him a full house. Only 12,5% chance of that happening."
"Oh well. I hope you learned your lesson."
"Well, why wont I take that bet a hundred times and buy you a penis enlarger with my winnings."
He understood the concept afterward and laughed at my joke. Im not a douche like has been suggested, but he just took the pretentious route when he hoped i learned my lesson while in fact i was a dead on favourite.
Not a douche!