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01-24-2019 , 06:14 AM
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CALLING RANDOM INTERNET PROVIDERS AND OFFERING THEM 2X UP TO 4X THE MONEY THEY WANT FOR THE CONNECTION

SURE WE'LL HOOK YOU UP, HERE IS A 20MB CONNECTION WITH NO UPLOAD SPEED
(20MB translates to -> 2.5mb/s and with the memes, connection is a solid 200kb/s download speed back from 2006)
I feel super happy about that and I am in no way tilting or steaming and might have or might have not splurged a bit of homophobic remarks to the internet provider customer assistants.


OH YES I ALSO FORGOT

CASH GAME LIVE £1/2

HAVE K8os 300BB DEEP ON BB
GUY 300BB DEEP ON CO OPENS TO £10

FLOP COMES 444, I CHECK CALL £10

TURN COMES 4
I CHECK HE CHECKS

RIVER IS A BANANA OF
I DONK £50 HE LAUGHS AND MAKES IT £100

I RIP IT IN HIS EYE FOR £500 MORE AND HE CALLS WITH AKo

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MORON AND RUNBAD FOR ME
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME

Spoiler:
I'M ALSO SUPER DEPRESSED AND HAVE NO FRIENDS

Last edited by michaelorcharlie; 01-24-2019 at 06:41 AM.
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01-24-2019 , 07:57 AM
Stop crying like a little *****
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01-24-2019 , 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
Stop crying like a little *****
I AM GENDER NEUTRAL AND I IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A LITTLE *****

MoC:1
H0RUS:1
Checkmate buddihsts
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01-24-2019 , 10:31 AM
This is normal. Expect to lose at least 39 more buy-ins in your downswing.
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01-24-2019 , 03:21 PM
Shut up.

Your internet is that bad because you live in Denmark.

Why would anyone live there?
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01-24-2019 , 08:56 PM
THREADSAVERS???
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01-24-2019 , 11:16 PM
holy ****

I wanna see waht kind of TSers michaelorcharlie would post. Plz don't get banned though
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01-25-2019 , 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
Stop crying like a little *****
Funny....I told your mother the same thing
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01-25-2019 , 12:16 AM
Most women are upset when you produce a micropenis, yes, this is valid.
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01-25-2019 , 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
holy ****

I wanna see waht kind of TSers michaelorcharlie would post. Plz don't get banned though
Excuse me sir, would you please spare a moment of your time and define ''TSers'' for me?

Thank you so much!
Kind Regards,
MoC.
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01-28-2019 , 12:37 AM
Thread Savers.

Pictures of beautiful ladies.

Please see thabighurt35's threads.
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