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Old 01-09-2009, 11:43 PM   #151
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that question was directed at the skeptics who think PokerStars cannot be hacked. I used WoW because it is a subscription monthly based game which users 'PAY' to play the game. If the biggest worldwide game can be hacked then hacking PokerStars will be a piece of cake.

Is that too hard for you to comprehend?
Please tell me in what way WoW has been hacked.

Users their passwords get keylogged all the time, sure, and I'm pretty sure that happends to poker players aswell that do not pay any attention. But as far as the game has been hacked it self? No.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:29 AM   #152
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posting in an epically ******ed level thread
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:59 AM   #153
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Using linux! Oh, that made my day. It's like talking to my grandmother about computers.

sudo apt-get install hacks
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~$ sudo apt-get install hacks
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
hacks is already the newest version.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
~$

OMG

this made my ****ing day

...which makes me feel like a huge nerd in some way..
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:26 AM   #154
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even though PS wasn't around then I won't dismiss the possibility.
Pros get where they are because they know how to bend the rules and break them without anyone noticing.
using linux?
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:06 PM   #155
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

[x] HU 4 Rollz
[ ] OP has a roll
[x] I can see OP's cards so he won't accept anyway
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:32 PM   #156
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Penguins are evil....

> xhost +
Access control disabled, clients can connect from any host
> ssh root@pokerstars.com
root's password: ******
bash> setenv DISPLAY home:0.0
bash> who | grep Lucifer
LuciferJones
Lucifer911
bash> find . -name "*.tbl" -exec grep Lucifer911 {} \; -print > tables.txt
bash> wc -l tables.txt
tables.txt 4
bash> /usr/local/bin/holecards -t tables.txt | /usr/bin/xv &
bash> /sbin/doomswitch -u Lucifer911 -t tables.txt
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:04 PM   #157
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flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.



I dont get this? Are you a ******?

You both have Aces and Sevens, Fives dont play? You take on kicker?
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:18 PM   #158
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flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.



I dont get this? Are you a ******?

You both have Aces and Sevens, Fives dont play? You take on kicker?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOL
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:51 PM   #159
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flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.



I dont get this? Are you a ******?

You both have Aces and Sevens, Fives dont play? You take on kicker?
I dont blame you for not reading the whole thread but how many people do you think might have already pointed this out before you smugly chip in after 150 posts.
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:54 PM   #160
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I dont blame you for not reading the whole thread but how many people do you think might have already pointed this out before you smugly chip in after 150 posts.
About 149.
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:11 PM   #161
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https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...secret-381834/

Funny ipoker open doors right before 911.

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Old 01-10-2009, 08:01 PM   #162
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LOL... This is funny.
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:14 PM   #163
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OP,

I totally agree. I also think it is completely unfair that Federer had to give his superuser racket to Nadal. Complete BS.
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:24 PM   #164
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LOL, Typical type of post you will see on the first page of pocket5's.
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:44 PM   #165
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Yes and the moonlanding was shot in a studio and 9/11 was fixed by the CIA.
Actually these two conspiracy theory's have a lot more credibility than OP's superuser/linux/all top poker pros secretly cheat hypothesis.

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Old 01-10-2009, 08:48 PM   #166
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:16 AM   #167
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Well that's it. You convinced me. Never playing poker again if you can lose 3 hands in a row. Shows over.
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:37 AM   #168
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I started playing poker because I thought it was a democratic game - where everyone and anyone can win, however, there are a number of issues making me think otherwise.

If you notice people like Phil Hellmuth, Daniel Negreanu, Phil Ivey you will discover they are linked and sponsored by poker websites and a number of poker magazines. Just like Roger Federer in tennis has a lengthy list of sponsors and endorsements.. it is always in pokers best interest to see Negreanu win every single tournament he enters (like Federer in tennis). There are tricks to use to manipulate decks to favor certain players. It is actually quite easy to fool people by purposely shuffling decks in real life. Online it becomes even easier... if people can manage to hack World of Warcraft then WHY CAN'T THEY HACK POKERSTARS??

Last year there was a 75 million dollar lawsuit against UltimateBet due to cheating. Phill Hellmuth is endorsed by them yet in the high stakes tournaments people had software in order to see other peoples' hole cards. Is this how Phil wins tournaments? what a **** joke...

Every single player who has won a WSOP, WPT is nothing but a damn cheat. Yep calculate all those pot odds, mathematical odds all you want because frankly the most money is made when the odds are against you. Professionals know this so they brilliant come up with a scheme to hack into the dealer or hire a programmer (using linux?) to hack into online software then they will made a mathematically incorrect decision and BAM they defy the odds.

How many times do you see bad beats on pokerstars??? thats WHY THEY DON'T HAVE A BAD BEAT JACKPOT BECAUSE IT WOULD SEND THE COMPANY BROKE DUE TO ALL THE IDIOT CHEATERS ON THERE LIKE MONEYMAKER.

The poker world is controlled by a mafia monopoly and will not allow certain players to lose in the big tournaments when it counts.

Today I have lost all respect for every so called 'pro player' playing today. Negreanu, Hellmuth, Brunson were nothing but guys who could play good poker but cheated and got away with it.

Here is a list of beats put on me today in the end of the tournament. Note - the end of the tournament is where the cheating occurs not at the start of the tournament.

Hand1) I had KK v's QQ... Q comes on river
Hand2) KJ v's 96s = 9 comes on river
Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.

What the fk is this rigged crap? PokerStars want their donkeys to win not the skillful players. 3 bad beats in a row when mathematically I was a clear winner in EACH HAND before the **** river.

By the way cheating happens in horse racing too... I lose count on how many times jockeys get paid to throw the race. If I ever lose a bad beat in a high stakes tournament I'll personally ensure I get even with the guy afterwards.

Anyone who tries to cheat against me... just realise there is a little thing called firearms in this world. Also I encourage people to boycott from this mafia BS and do not buy any poker books. You are just giving your hard earnt cash to a cheater like Brunson.
tl;dr A5 does not beat A9 on a A7765 board. Nice try though
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:39 AM   #169
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why do people play at the same tables as you?
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:45 AM   #170
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God! Another loser at poker who blames everything and everyone else. Grow up.
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:45 AM   #171
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Interesting thread yo.
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Old 01-11-2009, 01:16 AM   #172
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this thread is relevant to my interests.
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:38 PM   #173
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

Just leave poker and do something else for a living, LOSER!
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:11 PM   #174
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I don't like playing against players who can see me "hole cards". But I do it.

That's why I want to kill myself, maybe this week if I get the chance.
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:27 PM   #175
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amazing, how did you find out about linux OP?

y should problly spend more time on this investigation y got goin. Ill give a tip, they r probly using midnight commander @ linux for their hacking practics.

Gl, and dont feel bad about the A5 hand, everyone makes this mistake for about 50k f hands.
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