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Old 01-09-2009, 05:44 PM   #126
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I'm far more intelligent than you and everyone else here.
You've certainly shown that.

I was just trying to give some of the productive advice you were asking for. Didn't figure you'd listen. lol
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:53 PM   #127
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:54 PM   #128
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You've certainly shown that.

I was just trying to give some of the productive advice you were asking for. Didn't figure you'd listen. lol
I definately have.

In online chess people use computer simulations to gain unfair advantages over opponents.

In olympics athletes use drugs to gain unfair advantages over everyone.

In pro sports athletes may throw the game due to a backstage offer like tennis when Safin (world no. 5) lost to a guy who wasn't even in the top 200 in the world.

In poker... dealers can tamper with decks in real life.. players can mark cards or bend cards to recognise certain cards.

In online poker.. people can not only see hole cards they can access the card shuffler when the odds are heavily out of favor for them to call or raise.

You live in a fairytale world.
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:03 PM   #129
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[x] WAT
[ ] OP Knows what a Bad Beat Jackpot is
[ ] OP will ever have the opportunity to lose in a High Stakes Tournament
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:04 PM   #130
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"You live in a fairytale world."

Yes, I consider anyworld that idiots pay me to play cards to be a fairytale world. But who am I to complain?
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:20 PM   #131
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Waste of time. OP is obviously young (very likely a teen), immature, naïve, cocky, and just bright enough to rationalize an argument but not yet wise enough to see the folly of it.

You are all encouraging and emboldening him.

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Old 01-09-2009, 06:39 PM   #132
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

OP just because you`r a loser, doesn`t mean that online poker is rigged
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:52 PM   #133
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Waste of time. OP is obviously young (very likely a teen), immature, naïve, cocky, and just bright enough to rationalize an argument but not yet wise enough to see the folly of it.

You are all encouraging and emboldening him.

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teenagers playing real money poker?
who are you to rationalize an argument when you make a bold assumption a poker player is a teenager???

stupid people everywhere in this post
what have you achieved in life anyway? besides nothing?
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:53 PM   #134
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:56 PM   #135
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yep.. because I make you look stupid when you try to insult me... and everyone else too.
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:57 PM   #136
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This thread sucks. Thanks to OP's investigatory analysis, me and my mafia are leaving BBV for fear of further discovery. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling OP.
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:00 PM   #137
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:01 PM   #138
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:06 PM   #139
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OP you don`t get it? you got nothing on us (peoples who see whole cards)
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:08 PM   #140
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This thread has reached the level of 4 stars, lets go for 5!
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:13 PM   #141
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even though PS wasn't around then I won't dismiss the possibility.
Pros get where they are because they know how to take advantage of delusional droolers like me.
FYP
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:16 PM   #142
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This thread sucks. Thanks to OP's investigatory analysis, me and my mafia are leaving BBV for fear of further discovery. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling OP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4BXiyrWmWU
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:51 PM   #143
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Thread needs pic of Tux saying "WTF is this ****?"
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Old 01-09-2009, 07:53 PM   #144
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if people can manage to hack World of Warcraft then WHY CAN'T THEY HACK POKERSTARS??
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:01 PM   #145
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if people can manage to hack World of Warcraft then WHY CAN'T THEY HACK POKERSTARS??
that question was directed at the skeptics who think PokerStars cannot be hacked. I used WoW because it is a subscription monthly based game which users 'PAY' to play the game. If the biggest worldwide game can be hacked then hacking PokerStars will be a piece of cake.

Is that too hard for you to comprehend?
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:07 PM   #146
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that question was directed at the skeptics who think PokerStars cannot be hacked. I used WoW because it is a subscription monthly based game which users 'PAY' to play the game. If the biggest worldwide game can be hacked then hacking PokerStars will be a piece of cake.

Is that too hard for you to comprehend?
[x] Head asplode
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:44 PM   #147
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[x] Head asplode
[x] you have no clue about poker
[x] you are sexually attracted to monkeys
[x] you perve on your sister
[x] all of the above
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:52 PM   #148
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[ ] OP's parents had any children that lived.
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:01 PM   #149
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At first I was like:


But then I was like:
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:40 PM   #150
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