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Old 01-09-2009, 01:04 AM   #101
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:25 AM   #102
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[QUOTE=Lucifer911;8048036]
Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.

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lol liar you actually would have won this hand with your 9 kicker he has aa557 you have aa779


idiot, lot of work you did here to be a fool
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Old 01-09-2009, 02:00 AM   #103
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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QUOTE=Lucifer911;8048036]
Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.

QUOTE]

lol liar you actually would have won this hand with your 9 kicker he has aa557 you have aa779


idiot, lot of work you did here to be a fool
fail
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Old 01-09-2009, 02:04 AM   #104
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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wow 4 bad beats in a row? when I was younger I lost to 17 oversets in 3 weeks and I also had to have genital warts burned off..you are a whiny little piss flap

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Old 01-09-2009, 03:02 AM   #105
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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wow 4 bad beats in a row? when I was younger I lost to 17 oversets in 3 weeks and I also had to have genital warts burned off..you are a whiny little piss flap
Much lol.
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Old 01-09-2009, 04:42 AM   #106
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

my first time surfing bbv...unfortunately, i think this post just got me hooked
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:53 AM   #107
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

My head hurts from all the logics. Like how they can see your hole cards so they get their moneys in bad. And you lose hand you're like 55/45 to win after playing them terribly so the site is obv rogged. Please stop. Again, the head hurts, plus you make small animals cry.
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:56 AM   #108
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

lol you lost with a9?
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:44 AM   #109
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

This post is so stoopit!!!

I'm on a donut sugar high.

Is he a paranoid psychopath?
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:16 AM   #110
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

I'm still loving OP's misread A9 hand and his sad attempt to backpedal
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:23 AM   #111
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how did I miss the masterful creation? I feel for ya brother

and the government is also monitoring our brain waves....shhhh..think neutral thoughts
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:31 AM   #112
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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what the hell are you talking about?
if you don't have anything constructive to post then don't post at all!
constructive post's is the last thing your gonna find in this thread im afraid
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:15 AM   #113
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~$ sudo apt-get install hacks
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
hacks is already the newest version.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
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Penguins are evil....

> xhost +
Access control disabled, clients can connect from any host
> ssh root@pokerstars.com
root's password: ******
bash> setenv DISPLAY home:0.0
bash> who | grep Lucifer
LuciferJones
Lucifer911
bash> find . -name "*.tbl" -exec grep Lucifer911 {} \; -print > tables.txt
bash> wc -l tables.txt
tables.txt 4
bash> /usr/local/bin/holecards -t tables.txt | /usr/bin/xv &
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:16 AM   #114
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Last year there was a 75 million dollar lawsuit against UltimateBet due to cheating. Phill Hellmuth is endorsed by them yet in the high stakes tournaments people had software in order to see other peoples' hole cards. Is this how Phil wins tournaments? what a **** joke...

Every single player who has won a WSOP, WPT is nothing but a damn cheat. .

Today I have lost all respect for every so called 'pro player' playing today. Negreanu, Hellmuth, Brunson were nothing but guys who could play good poker but cheated and got away with it.
Wait... Brunson has been cheating on pokerstars since the 60s?
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:51 AM   #115
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You had me convinced as soon as you said, "Here is a list of beats from today". Thanks OP you brightened my day.
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Old 01-09-2009, 12:02 PM   #116
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I play on pokerstars because people like you play on pokerstars op.
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:14 PM   #117
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OP is dumb. SN on ftp and stars please.
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Old 01-09-2009, 03:24 PM   #118
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man o man o man
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Old 01-09-2009, 03:59 PM   #119
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

BBV seems so easy to get riled up.

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Old 01-09-2009, 05:12 PM   #120
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constructive post's is the last thing your gonna find in this thread im afraid
I don't think I have seen one single constructive post on this entire board.
I think this board is where the donks, the cheats and the mafia come to migrate.
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:19 PM   #121
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Wait... Brunson has been cheating on pokerstars since the 60s?

even though PS wasn't around then I won't dismiss the possibility.
Pros get where they are because they know how to bend the rules and break them without anyone noticing.
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:24 PM   #122
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

Advice:
Do yourself a favor and stop playing poker. You don't get it.

I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.


Thankfully for the rest of us you will probably keep playing poker, lol.
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:27 PM   #123
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Advice:
Do yourself a favor and stop playing poker. You don't get it.

I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.


Thankfully for the rest of us you will probably keep playing poker, lol.

I'm far more intelligent than you and everyone else here.
EXPLAIN THE LAWSUIT AGAINST ULTIMATEBET YOU FOOL.

The sheep here think cheating cannot be done online.
I suppose those so called get rich opportunities in africa are legitimate too.
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:30 PM   #124
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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I don't think I have seen one single constructive post on this entire board.
I think this board is where the donks, the cheats and the mafia come to migrate.
damn, he's onto us. all us donks, cheats and mafia guys will have to find somewhere else to congregate.
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:39 PM   #125
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I assume the OP went broke playing 10c lolaments
Tough beat bro. If you hang by a mall fountain, you'll be relatively robusto in no time
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