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Old 01-08-2009, 04:13 PM   #51
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

Using linux! Oh, that made my day. It's like talking to my grandmother about computers.

sudo apt-get install hacks
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:13 PM   #52
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so they brilliant come up with a scheme to hack into the dealer or hire a programmer (using linux?) to hack into online software then they will made a mathematically incorrect decision and BAM they defy the odds.
Boom Goes the Dynamite!
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:15 PM   #53
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50/50. It either comes or it doesn't.
you think you're clever with your canned spam answer of 50/50, but you're actually ******ed because the odds are are actually 100% DUCY
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:16 PM   #54
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:17 PM   #55
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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Professionals know this so they brilliant come up with a scheme to hack into the dealer or hire a programmer (using linux?) to hack into online software then they will made a mathematically incorrect decision and BAM they defy the odds.
QFLOL! I don't which part of this paragraph I like more. I too do a lot of hacking using linux. Hacking with Vista isn't nearly as much fun.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:26 PM   #56
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:27 PM   #57
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you think you're clever with your canned spam answer of 50/50, but you're actually ******ed because the odds are are actually 100% DUCY
Yes I do, thanks for showing me the light.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:29 PM   #58
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it is always in pokers best interest to see Negreanu win every single tournament he enters (like Federer in tennis)


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PokerStars want their donkeys to win not the skillful players.
Contradictaments ITT

I lol'd
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:31 PM   #59
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

just to be clear on this, you're saying that all the big pros are able to see everyones hole cards on poker stars and instead of betting people off of weak hands or picking off bluffs with any 2 they purposely get their money in bad? Can they see the hole cards or can they see the turn and river before they come?
I guess we can all assume you will never win anything because you are not a cheater like them.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:37 PM   #60
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:42 PM   #61
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You shouldnt use apostrophes for pluralization, bucko.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:43 PM   #62
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How the f is this thread not locked yet?
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:45 PM   #63
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

I may have to try using Linex, I haven't been running well lately
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:47 PM   #64
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

Of all the "ZOMG internet poker is rigged" posts I've read this is by far the worst. Or best, depending on your point of view...

The sad thing is I don't think OP is joking...
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:48 PM   #65
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Using linux! Oh, that made my day. It's like talking to my grandmother about computers.

sudo apt-get install hacks
~$ sudo apt-get install hacks
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
hacks is already the newest version.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:04 PM   #66
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I'm not here for your entertainment.
yet here you are anyway...
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:06 PM   #67
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and you win with AA779 vs AA776
whats the problem again?
3 pair > 2 pair
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:06 PM   #68
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

keep off the radar and youll be fine...
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:09 PM   #69
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Note to MrCasino: THIS is how you troll the zoo.
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:09 PM   #70
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

Lucifer911,

This is a service I offer to all my customers who sign up through me on many sites. Perhaps next time you use my services and reap the benefits.

Take care now. Don't miss the Ice Cream Truck!

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Old 01-08-2009, 05:53 PM   #71
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lol @ pokerstars going broke with a BB jackpot ... you clearly know where the money comes from
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:59 PM   #72
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Anyone who tries to cheat against me... just realise there is a little thing called firearms in this world.
I cheated with your girl. Does that count?


OP's girl is not this hot. And this gal ain't hot.

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Old 01-08-2009, 06:04 PM   #73
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
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YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.
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You won.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:08 PM   #74
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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PokerStars want their donkeys to win not the skillful players
If true, you should be celebrating this fact. DUCY?
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:14 PM   #75
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This has got to be one of the most entertaining rogged OPs I've seen in a while: the thought process is just flawless.

I particularly like the bit where he holds A9 and loses to A5 on a A7765 board.
WHERE have you been, the other guy has 3 pair
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