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Old 01-08-2009, 03:01 PM   #26
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

This has gone from witless rage to purposeful trolling. I substract my previous appreciation.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:07 PM   #27
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This has gone from witless rage to purposeful trolling. I substract my previous appreciation.
I'm not here for your entertainment.
I'm here to shed light on corruption in poker.

Lose the beard.. the year is not 1650.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:09 PM   #28
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Lucifer, Im in UR pokerstars, seeying UR holecards ....

ow btw, u r ******
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:10 PM   #29
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you certainly have not exceeded basic elementary maths.
I'm not going to bother with a donk like you.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:14 PM   #30
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OP,

I totally agree. I also think it is completely unfair that Federer had to give his superuser racket to Nadal. Complete BS.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:16 PM   #31
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Lucifer, Im in UR pokerstars, seeying UR holecards ....

ow btw, u r ******
you wouldn't be spending your time on this forum if you could
get off this website... donks shouln't be allowed on here
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:18 PM   #32
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Ice Cream
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:19 PM   #33
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Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
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YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.
Don't you still win with a higher kicker?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:19 PM   #34
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Your spelling makes baby Jesus cry.


Change title to...

Why do people play on pokerstars when pro's and affiliate's can see peoples whole cards?

...for better responses.



LOL at getting the last hand wrong. That's awesome.

You shouldnt use apostrophes for pluralization, bucko.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:20 PM   #35
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Don't you still win with a higher kicker?
no thats how they get ya
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:21 PM   #36
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no thats how they get ya
Must have been Wed between 3-5pm.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:27 PM   #37
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...Also I encourage people to boycott from this mafia BS and do not buy any poker books...
does the mafia control poker books too?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:28 PM   #38
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Professionals know this so they brilliant come up with a scheme to hack into the dealer or hire a programmer (using linux?) to hack into online software then they will made a mathematically incorrect decision and BAM they defy the odds.
Rofl
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:34 PM   #39
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... they defy the odds...
defying the odds is considered rude behavior in Canada and parts of Europe
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:36 PM   #40
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in this case there was linux hacking into the card shuffler
I agree pokerstars needs to ban linux
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:38 PM   #41
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Ow yeah, if you use linux you can automagicly hack into everything. I use WhichCraft Linux 9.0 amd64 myself.

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:45 PM   #42
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that dirty old "the 2 pair"
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:47 PM   #43
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I got that wrong
Hand 3) 6d Ac 4s 7d 5d

He pulled the 5 on the river... does someone mind telling me what the chances of a 5 coming on the river? after you have seen the flop?

I'm not sure what to think here.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:48 PM   #44
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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50/50. It either comes or it doesn't.


This ^^^^^...HAHAHAHA
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:51 PM   #45
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son of a *****.

now that OP has told everyone about linux I guess i have to get a real job
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:53 PM   #46
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:59 PM   #47
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hack into online software then they will made a mathematically incorrect decision and BAM they defy the odds
QFBAM


Oh, by teh wayz.... this is easily the most ******ed ZOMGRIGGED thread I can remember reading EVER.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:06 PM   #48
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

OP, don't you realize poker sites/B&M casinos cannot lose money off of BBJs?
But, we all feel sorry for you losing your $2 tournament.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:06 PM   #49
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Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
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YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 3 pair.

.
and you win with AA779 vs AA776
whats the problem again?
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:07 PM   #50
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Re: Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole ca

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3 bad beats in a row when mathematically I was a clear winner in EACH HAND before the **** river.
Now that IS a statistical improbability indeed!
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