wooooooooooow, some funny **** itt, op has it figured out obv

i hope its not a level, cause i want to add one serious reply

hey op, just FYI regarding: all bad bead jackopts usually goes from the additional rake fromplayers, so pokeroom doesnt invest any of "their" money.
also at party poekr if im not mistaken they even get soem additional money for them if bbj hits

Funniest **** talking response ever....

LOL, I stopped reading at page 3 when it becam obvious it wasn't a level. Welcome to bbv OP, you'll have a lot of fun in here!

Ok, I just read the whole thread. Please OP, quit 2+2, quit poker and quit life if possible.

Read entire thread...... and I know any further posting in this thread is just droplets of fuel to the fire that is slowly disintegrating OPs brain, but I can't help myself.

Prepare for a TL;DR

I don't think there is any way to describe the endless combination of complex emotions a normal person goes through when reading a thread like this

Humor - In believing this is a creative joke, assembled by a genius at hilarity, compiling countless angles one can view askew in Poker

Fear - That there are actually ***holes out there that are dedicated enough to these ridiculous beliefs based on assumption and vain fantasy, who will eventually snap because they cannot come to comprehend why the idiots around him won't listen to his genius (waiting for OP to counter with some vague comparison to the eccentric Einstein or any of an eclectic group of historical intellectuals with erratic behavior and few followers) and go on a shooting spree.

Anger - That no matter what we do, we cannot convince him of the wisdom we would want to share with him if he weren't such a douchenozzle.

Hope - That natural selection might kick in some day and rid the world of guys like this.

Despair - Knowing that above might never happen as to not upset a cosmic balance.

Elation - Let's face it. A good majority of stupid people like this guy line real player's wallets and are masochists who will continue to donate, despite their "Bad Luck" or "Rigged Game" theories


I know this is a Go Nowhere thread, but I wanna hear some other responses.

u suck

Well I do like your ID. However your wall of text was tl;dr.
An overall B+ post. *golf clap*

I don't know what is more stupid, the OP or the ones in the case you pointed out. I mean I just read this whole thread as it was tagged because of 2 threads he made in HSMTT. I mean come on people after the first guy pointed out that A9 would win on a board of A776x or whatever, you sound more stupid than OP.


And sorry for pointing you out here alavet but this is just an example of the stupid reply's in this thread (and yours was most recent). 95% of the posts are funny reply's and you have to go and ruin it with a unneeded serious post because this guy is sooooooo ****ing stupid.

Skittles above good post.

Sorry for the downer of a post but this thread is actually very comedic but then some people just have to ruin it with stupid but trying to be serious posts.

Also, tworooks home casino thread still is above this one for me.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...ome-casino-22/

umm... If in fact they could control the outcome of cards (which they cant obv) they could easily control bad beats to not exceed that needed for a bad beat jackpot, or at least control the amount of hits it takes if they wanted to have a bad beat jackpot. So that doesn't make sense. Why dont they have a badbeat jackpot? Because bb jackpots are there to induce traffic, but as you might have noticed pokerstars is number 1 in traffic if im not mistaken and if not close to it. It just doesn't make sense for them to loose rake to a bb jackpot when they already have such a high volume of traffic.

Thats just my 2c

please he really doesn't need this explained, plus this isnt the first time it has been explained in this thread.

I am laughing so hard now that I almost got a decease I yet not know the name of!

i love you all

In many badbeat jackpots the losing hand needs to be somewhere around quad kings, and yours was one pair, king high and one pair again

And, you can't be a mathematically clear winner before the river unless your opponent is drawing dead, but i understand you need somewhere to release your frustration

quite possible this whole thread is a level.

Then again, maybe we all knew that and are re-leveling the OP

Alright, I just read what the OP wrote and I'd have to say..it was a total waste of the life of my eyes, that I will never get back. And to think that I thought I was bad at whining...geez. Someone hand the OP a book on probabilities. This guy believes every time he gets in with the best of it, he should win, even in coin flips. Get a life! Could the mods please close this before anyone else loses a part of their life they can't get back!

Pretty much as stupid as you sound pointing this out while others have already pointing out this same thing. So good job, you look just as stupid as the people youre calling stupid.

FAIL

Lucifer if youre so unexperienced or just plain dumb to figure out (or already know) what the odds of a 5 coming on the river then you are in no position to speak of how any pros have won their money.

Plus the "anyone who bad beats me out of a tourney I will get even with after." OMG are you serious??? I dont think you could have made yourself look like a bigger bitter fool loser donk if you tried

+1................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........LMAO!!!!

You know whats funny as I read this post, people always remember the bad beat they received.

"Look at me, I'm soooo unlucky, I had AA and my opponent had 44 and he gets a 4! Life is so rigged!"

But they always forget the situations when they are the person with 44. Somehow their memory just wipes it clean.

I don't remember beating AA with 44

the op is a moron i was the one with the 5 on the rivver you suck at poker hahhahahaha fish

ohhh btw TL;DR

maybe the negreadu boomswith was a fake one to avoid us from using the real deal... aka linux... ty op for the truth