Why do people play on pokerstars when pros and affiliates can see peoples hole cards? - Page 5

Ty for my new desktop background, though I wish there were one with a penguin at the switch, in keeping with the theme of this thread.

I would make one, but someone used Linux to hack my GIMP.

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01-09-2009 , 01:25 AM

#102

$taybuffMM

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 442

[QUOTE=Lucifer911;8048036]
Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.

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lol liar you actually would have won this hand with your 9 kicker he has aa557 you have aa779

idiot, lot of work you did here to be a fool

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01-09-2009 , 02:00 AM

#103

F1r3

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 29

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Originally Posted by $taybuffMM

QUOTE=Lucifer911;8048036]
Hand3) I called with A9o against a raise of 4x BB against a player from UTG
flop comes 6d Ac 7s
he bets half his chip stack.. I raised him all in

he shows A5 against my A9
so I'm beating him with my 9 kicker

turn comes 7d
river comes.....
....
.....
YOU GUESSED IT - 5d! giving him a 2 pair.

QUOTE]

lol liar you actually would have won this hand with your 9 kicker he has aa557 you have aa779

idiot, lot of work you did here to be a fool

fail

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01-09-2009 , 02:04 AM

#104

Johnny Rambo

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 403

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Originally Posted by King Niche

wow 4 bad beats in a row? when I was younger I lost to 17 oversets in 3 weeks and I also had to have genital warts burned off..you are a whiny little piss flap

LONG LIVE THE KING!

And Lucifer, please

GRAPH OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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01-09-2009 , 03:02 AM

#105

NotFadeAway

adept

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,112

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Originally Posted by King Niche

wow 4 bad beats in a row? when I was younger I lost to 17 oversets in 3 weeks and I also had to have genital warts burned off..you are a whiny little piss flap

Much lol.

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01-09-2009 , 04:42 AM

#106

DjSkyy

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,735

my first time surfing bbv...unfortunately, i think this post just got me hooked

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01-09-2009 , 06:53 AM

#107

njpitcher

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 241

My head hurts from all the logics. Like how they can see your hole cards so they get their moneys in bad. And you lose hand you're like 55/45 to win after playing them terribly so the site is obv rogged. Please stop. Again, the head hurts, plus you make small animals cry.

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01-09-2009 , 06:56 AM

#108

dtat0529

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,682

lol you lost with a9?

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01-09-2009 , 08:44 AM

#109

NextBigAuthor

self-banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 263

This post is so stoopit!!!

I'm on a donut sugar high.

Is he a paranoid psychopath?

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01-09-2009 , 10:16 AM

#110

Gonzirra

hold on brb

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 20,032

I'm still loving OP's misread A9 hand and his sad attempt to backpedal

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01-09-2009 , 10:23 AM

#111

ssnyc

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 38,129

how did I miss the masterful creation? I feel for ya brother

and the government is also monitoring our brain waves....shhhh..think neutral thoughts

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01-09-2009 , 10:31 AM

#112

AbekatDK

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 373

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Originally Posted by Lucifer911

what the hell are you talking about?
if you don't have anything constructive to post then don't post at all!

constructive post's is the last thing your gonna find in this thread im afraid

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01-09-2009 , 11:15 AM

#113

Cangurino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,476

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Originally Posted by OodaThunkett

~$ sudo apt-get install hacks
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
hacks is already the newest version.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
~$

Penguins are evil....

> xhost +
Access control disabled, clients can connect from any host
> ssh root@pokerstars.com
root's password: ******
bash> setenv DISPLAY home:0.0
bash> who | grep Lucifer
LuciferJones
Lucifer911
bash> find . -name "*.tbl" -exec grep Lucifer911 {} \; -print > tables.txt
bash> wc -l tables.txt
tables.txt 4
bash> /usr/local/bin/holecards -t tables.txt | /usr/bin/xv &
bash> /sbin/doomswitch -u Lucifer911 -t tables.txt

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01-09-2009 , 11:16 AM

#114

poker twat

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 26

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Originally Posted by Lucifer911

Last year there was a 75 million dollar lawsuit against UltimateBet due to cheating. Phill Hellmuth is endorsed by them yet in the high stakes tournaments people had software in order to see other peoples' hole cards. Is this how Phil wins tournaments? what a **** joke...

Every single player who has won a WSOP, WPT is nothing but a damn cheat. .

Today I have lost all respect for every so called 'pro player' playing today. Negreanu, Hellmuth, Brunson were nothing but guys who could play good poker but cheated and got away with it.

Wait... Brunson has been cheating on pokerstars since the 60s?

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01-09-2009 , 11:51 AM

#115

Pilkain

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,779

You had me convinced as soon as you said, "Here is a list of beats from today". Thanks OP you brightened my day.

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01-09-2009 , 12:02 PM

#116

tower$

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 580

I play on pokerstars because people like you play on pokerstars op.

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01-09-2009 , 01:14 PM

#117

Patton420

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 427

OP is dumb. SN on ftp and stars please.

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01-09-2009 , 03:24 PM

#118

shipontilt

self-banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 12,209

man o man o man

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01-09-2009 , 03:59 PM

#119

nuclear500

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 10,516

BBV seems so easy to get riled up.

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in this case there was linux hacking into the card shuffler

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01-09-2009 , 05:12 PM

#120

Lucifer911

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 57

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Originally Posted by AbekatDK

constructive post's is the last thing your gonna find in this thread im afraid

I don't think I have seen one single constructive post on this entire board.
I think this board is where the donks, the cheats and the mafia come to migrate.

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01-09-2009 , 05:19 PM

#121

Lucifer911

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 57

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Originally Posted by poker twat

Wait... Brunson has been cheating on pokerstars since the 60s?

even though PS wasn't around then I won't dismiss the possibility.
Pros get where they are because they know how to bend the rules and break them without anyone noticing.

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01-09-2009 , 05:24 PM

#122

Rant

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,436

Advice:
Do yourself a favor and stop playing poker. You don't get it.

I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.

Thankfully for the rest of us you will probably keep playing poker, lol.

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01-09-2009 , 05:27 PM

#123

Lucifer911

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rant

Advice:
Do yourself a favor and stop playing poker. You don't get it.

I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.

Thankfully for the rest of us you will probably keep playing poker, lol.

I'm far more intelligent than you and everyone else here.
EXPLAIN THE LAWSUIT AGAINST ULTIMATEBET YOU FOOL.

The sheep here think cheating cannot be done online.
I suppose those so called get rich opportunities in africa are legitimate too.

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01-09-2009 , 05:30 PM

#124

OneSickDuck

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 769

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer911

I don't think I have seen one single constructive post on this entire board.
I think this board is where the donks, the cheats and the mafia come to migrate.

damn, he's onto us. all us donks, cheats and mafia guys will have to find somewhere else to congregate.