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05-19-2010 , 03:54 AM
No worries op. just redeposit and the runbad will end you will crush the games again.
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05-19-2010 , 04:04 AM
pm blackgerbil1 for coaching
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05-19-2010 , 04:08 AM
oh god, please help this ******ed soul to win some moneyz in poker. Oh wait ...
Spoiler:
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05-19-2010 , 04:22 AM
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05-19-2010 , 04:27 AM
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This can't be happening. i'm trying to breathe but i can't. im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.
This quote from OP, made me LOL IRL
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05-19-2010 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerManAA
i'm trying to breathe but i can't.
Please feel free to cease breathing at any time
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05-19-2010 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerManAA
This is seriously becoming UNBELIEVABLE.



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EVERYTIME i have trips they have higher trips. EVERYTIME i have a fullhoues they have a higher fullhouse.

You have 5 outs on the turn? DON'T WORRY JUST GET ALL IN.

Oh what, I have nut flush and you have two pair and decide to bluff me on the turn? NO WORRIES RIVER PAIRS THE BOARD!

****

MY

LIFE

I AM SERIOUSLY TILTED BEYOND BELIEF. THIS IS ****ING UNBELIEVABLE.

O
M
F
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ADIFHA'ODFHH'
FDH


This can't be happening. i'm trying to breathe but i can't. im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.

i need to calm down. just chill.

god. chill. please.

chill.

ok
HAHAJHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SEE YOU ROLLIN, THEY HATIN...... http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-hatin-780775/

Last edited by Morpheus101; 05-19-2010 at 07:31 AM. Reason: add in link
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05-19-2010 , 07:26 AM
Apparently not EVERYONE's solid afterall
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05-19-2010 , 07:29 AM
PokerManAA, please post your VP$IP/PFR/3bet/AF/AFq, and preflop to river agression so that I will know what not to do when playing poker.
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05-19-2010 , 07:33 AM
Why Can I Not Win means why can't I lose. Change the title or ban.
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05-19-2010 , 07:50 AM
Here we go again.
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05-19-2010 , 07:56 AM
This has to be a level right? ....


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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: Brag: I'm going to make 25k this summer

hey it's almost summer again.

set a goal to breakeven and you might hit it this time.

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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: Tiny Brag

you have an extra word in the thread title, and it's not TINY. come back when you play real stakes
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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: wow I did not expect myself to be on this list!!

yea you dumb fk roflmao.

i made 50x more than you in 1/10th the hands and time.

i'm going to start coachign too
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Posted By PokerManAA
I Dislike You So much BBV, but take solace in the fact that I'm better

I am the better player and person. I believe in God and win at poker.

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have more faith in god and dont' sweat it! you probably dont' run as bad as me, and im' up 5 figures this month...
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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: They see me rollin'...they hatin...

yawwwwwn so you took splices of your winningest sessions without posting downswings. nice. how about a lifetime graph now lol.

so basically, i am up more this month than you are this year.


etc etc
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05-19-2010 , 08:16 AM
Looks like I was right afterall
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05-19-2010 , 08:38 AM
BECAUSE. YOU. SUCKKKKKKK.
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05-19-2010 , 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
Looks like I was right afterall
[x] confirmed drooler on heater

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05-19-2010 , 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by NoMeansNo
PokerManAA, please post your VP$IP/PFR/3bet/AF/AFq, and preflop to river agression so that I will know what not to do when playing poker.
LOL
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05-19-2010 , 08:46 AM
standard
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05-19-2010 , 08:48 AM
I didnt read all the post's and I'm pretty sure this has been said but.....

Your a moron, and this is what you get for all your post's bragging and telling everyone here how much they suck, FU and GTFO

Wait, just deposit half your annual salary again idiot
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05-19-2010 , 08:50 AM
God keeps testing you, and you keep failing......
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05-19-2010 , 08:50 AM
cant see his hand think he's got xx anyway you suck
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05-19-2010 , 08:50 AM
[x] lost 10 cheeseburgers / hand
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05-19-2010 , 09:23 AM
It should be pretty obvious to you that you don't have the emotional control to play poker for a living.
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05-19-2010 , 09:29 AM
bahahhaahahahhaa o schadenfreude
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05-19-2010 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Morpheus101
HAHAJHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SEE YOU ROLLIN, THEY HATIN...... http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-hatin-780775/
Don't forget about this one....

"brag-brag-hahahahhahaha-i-own-you-losers"

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...losers-766570/
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05-19-2010 , 09:38 AM
chill.

ok
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