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05-19-2010 , 10:30 AM

#51

jarb88

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 139

Wow you have lost a lot of money there.....ul OP

ATM > RUB IT > TITTIES

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05-19-2010 , 10:33 AM

#52

KarlizL

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,624

well he is finally busto. 1 or 2 more losing sessions and he will shoot himself in the head.

stakes, site, sn, op?

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05-19-2010 , 10:43 AM

#53

TeamTrousers

talks the talk

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 12,894

im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.
im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.
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im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.
im' like butter spread too thin on a deli flat.

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05-19-2010 , 10:50 AM

#54

fourie

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 385

what the hell is this crap?

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05-19-2010 , 10:51 AM

#55

jmrd27

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,243

WIN.YOU.CAN

Spoiler:

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05-19-2010 , 11:05 AM

#56

mrussel2k1

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,116

Just read title and OP, the answer is b/c you suck at the pokers... You play way above the stakes that you should and are a huge donator

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05-19-2010 , 11:07 AM

#57

deuceofspade

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 234

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Originally Posted by slipp3ry333

This has to be a level right? ....

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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: Brag: I'm going to make 25k this summer

hey it's almost summer again.

set a goal to breakeven and you might hit it this time.

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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: Tiny Brag

you have an extra word in the thread title, and it's not TINY. come back when you play real stakes
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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: wow I did not expect myself to be on this list!!

yea you dumb fk roflmao.

i made 50x more than you in 1/10th the hands and time.

i'm going to start coachign too
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Posted By PokerManAA
I Dislike You So much BBV, but take solace in the fact that I'm better

I am the better player and person. I believe in God and win at poker.

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have more faith in god and dont' sweat it! you probably dont' run as bad as me, and im' up 5 figures this month...
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Posted By PokerManAA
Re: They see me rollin'...they hatin...

yawwwwwn so you took splices of your winningest sessions without posting downswings. nice. how about a lifetime graph now lol.

so basically, i am up more this month than you are this year.

etc etc

[x] Epic quotes

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05-19-2010 , 11:08 AM

#58

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,685

donations itt

i

you op.

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05-19-2010 , 11:29 AM

#59

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,477

suck. you. do. at. pokerz

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05-19-2010 , 11:33 AM

#60

SmOkIn AcEs

banned

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 280

The only answer is to flip your roll and double up.

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05-19-2010 , 11:45 AM

#61

xXDeuce7Xx

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 10,837

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Originally Posted by SmOkIn AcEs

The only answer is to flip your roll and double up.

This. If god wants you to play poker you will win the flip.

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05-19-2010 , 12:43 PM

#62

sump

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,136

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=i+was+on+a+heat...+good+at+poker

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05-19-2010 , 12:47 PM

#63

Apollyon1

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 341

Nah.... Obv god hates op..

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05-19-2010 , 12:58 PM

#64

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Mini-brag. While super drooler has returned to the norm (losing) so have I (winning)! Cheeseburger stakes but still ok I think for the past week.

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I've been praying harder than you OP and it paid off!

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05-19-2010 , 01:00 PM

#65

barbwire

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 324

man i am loving this, awesome graph op!!!!

thank you for quoting everything slippery hahaha

craggoo 4 prez

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05-19-2010 , 01:29 PM

#66

Actionjunkie

adept

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,032

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Originally Posted by barbwire

man i am loving this, awesome graph op!!!!

thank you for quoting everything slippery hahaha

craggoo 4 prez

great pic, never seen that done before

Oh and OP try buddhism, jesus it seems is not your biggest fan,

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05-19-2010 , 01:36 PM

#67

PokerManAA

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 224

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Mini-brag. While super drooler has returned to the norm (losing) so have I (winning)! Cheeseburger stakes but still ok I think for the past week.

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I've been praying harder than you OP and it paid off!

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HAHAHAHAHA nice job at posting a graph of your last week only. Let's see it for the month. Your norm (losing) will become your norm again.

The funniest part is I'm STILL having a better month than you roflmao.

I guess you've just been here since 2006 but are too stupid to ever move up in cash games.

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05-19-2010 , 01:42 PM

#68

Man_Bear_Pig

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 353

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Originally Posted by skingwvu

BEST. POSTER. EVER.

no u

[x] op likes to be punished

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05-19-2010 , 01:43 PM

#69

inflzzz

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 584

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Originally Posted by PokerManAA

post ur screen name u scumbag ****ing idiot.
or stop posting fake graphs

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05-19-2010 , 01:47 PM

#70

Resistance

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,011

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Originally Posted by sump

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=i+was+on+a+heat...+good+at+poker

wow, what a ******ed way to use lmgtfy

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05-19-2010 , 01:48 PM

#71

FinnyTheGoose

banned

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 162

PokerManAA, can you post the graph of the last couple of months so we can see your overall progress and maybe help you out on that? A sample size of less than 2k hands tells us very little.