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Old 05-02-2017, 11:01 AM   #101
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Old 05-02-2017, 12:08 PM   #102
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today we drink for Real. Hala Madrid.
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Sammy Shifts only take place in betting parlors Mr. Colin_Piddle.
If you take out the "f" in "Shifts" this is still an accurate statement about Sammy
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Spent most of the morning thinking it was Monday part two so, **** YOU MONDAY PART TWO!!!

and....

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You better show Sammy some respect Gypsie, right now!
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:25 PM   #106
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hai sammy, real 2:1 yw
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:26 PM   #107
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7.0, for your 500 spilmarks you get a lot of spilmarks
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:29 PM   #108
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Sammy already bet more than you make a year on that match.
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:31 PM   #109
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u crazy soab, how will you recover if you lose
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:32 PM   #110
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So, bout 3.50?
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:33 PM   #111
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interest rates sammy, very dangerous zone, dont do that again,#prayforsammiesticket
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:38 PM   #112
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It's not Sammy's fault you're so poor Fran. Did you have to eat people back in Jan 92 to survive?










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standardized vs average

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Old 05-02-2017, 03:00 PM   #114
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Franfran might be rich, Sammy, but not so insecure about it that he brings it up every third post; you know, like real rich people don't.
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standardized vs average
Sry, the real number for Denmark would be ~47.000dkk , not 39.000.

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Franfran might be rich, Sammy, but not so insecure about it that he brings it up every third post; you know, like real rich people don't.
How would you know?

Sammy's just trying to make you guys understand how great Denmark is.....
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83.000*39,8 = 33034
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:09 PM   #119
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Sry, the real number for Denmark would be ~47.000dkk , not 39.000.

So, that's the average salary for 375 people in Denmark.

That's not much per person.

Should we send food aid?
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83.000*39,8 = 33034
???? you can't calculate our taxes like that, if that was what you were trying to do.

$83.000*6,8 = 564000DKK/12 = 47033DKK


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my mistake. I correct my math

64.388*50,2 = 32322
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my mistake. I correct my math

64.388*50,2 = 32322
No, the number you're using does not include a lot of variables. You can't even compare taxes in most countries. USA has lower taxes than we do, but we get everything free, and you guys have to pay lots of money for the same things.
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aaAaAAaaAaaaaa sammy tell us your bets on the march. Franko bet 2:1 score.
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:22 PM   #124
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drinking many beers, many many beers aaAaAaaaaaAaAaaaaaaaaaaa one minute silence for out fallen brother tbh35, he became vegan
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:26 PM   #125
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Now stop wasting Sammy's valuable time, he has important things to do right now.


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