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05-08-2017 , 02:43 PM

#526

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

LOOOOL, that joke was obviously too sophisticated for you. Morph got it though, and he's not even that smart.

05-08-2017 , 02:45 PM

#527

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Pull the other one.

Pull what? Sammy does not understand what this mean.

05-08-2017 , 03:15 PM

#528

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,017

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Pull what? Sammy does not understand what this mean.

It's an Australian expression.

You know. You said one. So I said one.

I thought you said you were smart.

05-08-2017 , 03:17 PM

#529

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,017

It means you are lying.

05-08-2017 , 03:18 PM

#530

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,017

Stop lying Sammy

05-08-2017 , 03:20 PM

#531

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Shut up, you're not my real mom.

05-08-2017 , 03:20 PM

#532

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Every time Sammy lies Craggoo kills a kitten

05-08-2017 , 03:27 PM

#533

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,530

Sammy doesn't make mistakes, Sammy is a mistake

05-08-2017 , 03:30 PM

#534

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

FWWM is German

05-08-2017 , 03:42 PM

#535

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

FWWM is German Bavarian

FTFY

05-08-2017 , 03:42 PM

#536

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,017

Sammy is 10% German.

DNA is absorbed through drinking German pee.

05-08-2017 , 03:45 PM

#537

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,292

05-08-2017 , 03:47 PM

#538

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,157

It's the Prussians who pee in the North and Baltic Seas. They see it as their birthright.

05-08-2017 , 04:38 PM

#539

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The prussian barbarians itt

05-08-2017 , 05:13 PM

#540

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

hai monday, 2 hours in the gym, 1 at the pool, cooking paleo food.

I love publix btw fwiw tbh

05-08-2017 , 05:32 PM

#541

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

hai tbh you are a modal citisen

05-08-2017 , 06:24 PM

#542

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

hai tbh you are a modal citisen

it's amazing how much time there is in a day when you have no job and a wad of cash in your pocket.

I did feel pretty pathetic in the gym though. First time actually working out in over 2.5 years and I could only snap off 5 pullups at a time. I am glad it was the condominium gym and nobody was there to shame me.

Also, back to even on the pokerz for the trip after a couple rough sessions. Cash on cash I have spent ~2k in the last 2 weeks on the vacation. Did get some new jordans though, there's something about a new pair of white shoes that always makes me feel right again.

Spoiler:

05-08-2017 , 06:56 PM

#543

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

TBH,

So day to day life is pretty good then, at the moment?

05-09-2017 , 09:00 AM

#544

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

yuck fou tuesday

05-09-2017 , 09:03 AM

#545

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,292

in b4 AF

05-09-2017 , 09:04 AM

#546

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

in b4 AF list

fyp

05-09-2017 , 09:06 AM

#547

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. chuk ewe tuesday
2. fran where the **** are you
3. tbh tbh you need to stop snookering us, Sheep specifically
4. fidstar is sexy
5. Sammy is not
6. Something something Gypsie

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 05-09-2017 at 01:04 PM. Reason: 5. hi morph

05-09-2017 , 10:19 AM

#548

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,017

Sharing a line with Sammy is not acceptable!

05-09-2017 , 10:21 AM

#549

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

TBH,

So day to day life is pretty good then, at the moment?

it is, I am sure the honeymoon phase will wear off as I actually like working and being productive, but the chance to spend some time just focusing on living healthy and relaxing is still quite nice. Obv end goal is to do that while living a productive life tho.

Also, Hai tuesday you sexy *****