I heard good neighbours always come first

In that case, state farm has been disappointing partners for years

State Farm, eh? Sounds communist.

Hahahaa. Neighbour's lawn mover caught fire. Neighbour threw his beer on it.

Tell him there's no need to be upset

Ace! : Excellent! Very good!
Arvo : afternoon
Amber fluid : beer
Aussie : Australian
Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic
Big Mobs : loads, a lot of
Bloody : very
Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
Blue : argument/mistake
Bodgy : poor quality
Bonzer : great, ripper
Bottler : something excellent
Bottling :
his blood's worth: he's an excellent, helpful bloke
Buckley's chance :
(you've got) no chance

Bull dust : rubbish
Cactus : dead, broken
Cark it : to die, stop working
Chocka : full up
Click : kilometre - "it's 20 clicks away"
Come a gutser : a bad mistake or have an accident
Come good : turn out ok
Cooee, not within : figuratively a long way away
Cost big bikkies : expensive
Crack a fat : get an erection
Cream, to : defeat by a large margin
Cut snake :
(mad as a) very angry

Dead dingo's donger :
(as dry as a) dry

Deadset : true / the truth
Dingo's breakfast : no breakfast
Dinkum / fair dinkum : true, real, genuine
Dinky-di : the real thing, genuine
Docket : a bill, receipt
Doco : documentary
Drink with the flies : to drink alone
Dunny rat :
(cunning as a) very cunning

Exy : expensive
Fair dinkum : true, genuine
Fair go : a chance / break
Fair suck of the sav! : exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief
Furphy : rumour
G'Day : hello!
Give it a burl : try it, have a go
Give it away : give up
Going off : good fun
Good oil : useful information, a good idea, the truth
Good onya : well done
Grouse : great, terrific
Heaps : a lot
Iffy : dodgy
It's gone walkabout : it's lost, can't be found
Kangaroos loose
in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate
Kick the bucket : to die
Knock back : refuse
London to a brick : absolute certainty
Lunch :
(who opened their?) OK, who farted?

Mate's rate : cheaper than usual for a friend
Mate's discount : cheaper than usual for a friend
No worries! : no problem / its okay
Nun's nasty :
(as dry as a) very dry

Piece of piss : easy task
Pig's arse! : I don't agree
Plate, bring a : Instruction to bring a plate of food to a party
Pozzy : position
Quid, make a : earn a living
Rack off : get lost! get out of here!
Reckon! : for sure
Ridgy-didge : original, genuine
Right : okay
Ripper : Great
Rooted : ruined, broken
She'll be apples : It'll be all right
She'll be right : it'll be okay
Sparrows fart : dawn
Strewth : exclamation
Stoked : very pleased
Stuffed, I'll be : expression of surprise
Too right : definitely
Turps, hit the : go on a drinking binge
Zack, not worth a : not worth anything

Lawn mover, eh? Sounds like a lot of work.

checks out

lawn mover is very labor intensive sammy. Sounds like your neighbor way stronger and world saving Sammy.

Sammy, Sammy.

The moment you've all been waiting for...

I know that language!!!!

I've bolded the ones that actually get used. Not bad for one of those types of lists.

seriously? Quoting the entire poast?

The only entire post worth quoting is Mr.mmmKay's op in Politics v.7.0.

G'Day gets used; heard it meself, mate!

quoting obv

I've never said it to a fellow Aussie. Might say it to a foreigner for a bit of a laugh though.

hai fraidai hai gin mare

Hello Fan

Caroline Wozniacki is ****ing David Lee (Spurs), in case you didn't know, Fiddle.

hai sammy

warming up after dinner and before my friend mare



i will drink them all

Wtf...Why are you drinking wine like some kind of girly-man?

and what is a friend mare?