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05-02-2017 , 06:14 PM

#151

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.

05-02-2017 , 06:15 PM

#152

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy is now being deliberately offensive to Mr. FranFran and I will not StandStand for it

05-02-2017 , 06:21 PM

#153

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sammy is now being deliberately offensive to Mr. FranFran and I will not StandStand for it

05-02-2017 , 06:27 PM

#154

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.

I assume that's because you love me

05-02-2017 , 06:27 PM

#155

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Hahaha, you're so funny Fiddle

You probably didn't even understand the funny part about the name.

It's obviously some sort of duck mating call.

05-02-2017 , 06:31 PM

#156

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I assume that's because you love me

Assumption is the mother of all **** ups

05-02-2017 , 08:33 PM

#157

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Only made 1 bet so far.

71 points in 1.Q is a pretty good start

05-02-2017 , 09:36 PM

#158

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.

I see how it is, Samwise

05-02-2017 , 10:01 PM

#159

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

71 points in 1.Q is a pretty good start

141 in the first half.

Sammy happy.

42 in the 3rd.

Making Sammy sweat a bit.

05-02-2017 , 10:41 PM

#160

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

I was a massive chicago bulls fan back in the day

05-02-2017 , 10:41 PM

#161

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Sammy only likes one person on twoplustwo guys

05-02-2017 , 11:33 PM

#162

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy only likes FranFran on twoplustwo.

but he LOVES him IRL

SAY IT SAMMY, I WILL BECOME NEO

05-03-2017 , 03:39 AM

#163

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,623

Hai free Wednesday!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Assumption is the mother of all **** ups

Sheep got that reference. A big

for The HandsomeMan for posting a quote from a Steven Seagal movie!

05-03-2017 , 05:24 AM

#164

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy <3

05-03-2017 , 08:25 AM

#165

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

It's bump day.

05-03-2017 , 08:25 AM

#166

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

**** you, bump day.

05-03-2017 , 08:55 AM

#167

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

****y ****y wednesday

05-03-2017 , 08:56 AM

#168

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you wednesday
2. Mr. FranFran finally reveals his true from, SammysGF
3. Cunning linguists over here.
4. Fid can you confirm the IP connection between the two
5. Sheep your proximity allows you to investigate the link much more easily
6. Gypsie keep being Gypsie
7. plz let the gambolz happen today

05-03-2017 , 09:11 AM

#169

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Wed ness day you are not as bad as I expected...for now. So instead of a giant **** off, how about I just tell you to go eat a bag of dicks. kthxbai

and

hai BBV (Go Rockets!)

05-03-2017 , 09:13 AM

#170

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

EABOD ACTIVATED

05-03-2017 , 09:26 AM

#171

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

EABOD ACTIVATED

Me and the wife-to-be were shopping at Petsmart for some random **** for the dogs when we ran across some dog treats called pizzle sticks. Pizzle sticks are dried bull dicks so, technically you can purchase a BOD at Petsmart.

05-03-2017 , 10:20 AM

#172

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thank you for the enlightenment Gypsie. You are a valuable member of this society.

05-03-2017 , 10:21 AM

#173

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

themoreyouknow.jpg

05-03-2017 , 11:13 AM

#174

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Wed ness day you are not as bad as I expected...for now. So instead of a giant **** off, how about I just tell you to go eat a bag of dicks. kthxbai

Last edited by Majik19; 05-03-2017 at 11:14 AM. Reason: I actually agree. **** off wednesday

05-03-2017 , 11:46 AM

#175

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I see how it is, Samwise

Great news that you won't have to go on strike, but Sammy's taken over this month's thread too. You could always stream Pro Evolution Soccer/FIFA until he calms down!

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