I kind of shrugged this off because it came in the middle of a bunch of rungood, but seriously, duuuude... ...c'mon...


Bovada | Limit Hold'em Cash - $0.10/$0.20 - 8 players
Hand #3217123054 - delivered by Pokeit

BTN Seat 4: $2.48 (24.8 bb)
CO Hero: $9.80 (98 bb)
MP+1 Seat 2: $3.88 (38.8 bb)
MP Seat 1: $9.23 (92.3 bb)
UTG+1 Seat 9: $8.99 (89.9 bb)
UTG Seat 8: $3.88 (38.8 bb)
BB Seat 7: $5.60 (56 bb)
SB Seat 6: $6.87 (68.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Hero) is CO with 9♣ A♣
Seat 8 folds, Seat 9 calls $0.10, Seat 1 calls $0.10, Seat 2 calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, Seat 4 calls $0.10, Seat 6 calls $0.05, Seat 7 raises $0.10 to $0.20, Seat 9 folds, Seat 1 calls $0.10, Seat 2 calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, Seat 4 calls $0.10, Seat 6 calls $0.10

Flop: 4♠ 9♦ A♠ ($1.30) (6 players)
Seat 6 checks, Seat 7 checks, Seat 1 checks, Seat 2 bets $0.10, Hero raises $0.10 to $0.20, Seat 4 folds, Seat 6 calls $0.20, 2 players fold, Seat 2 calls $0.10

Turn: 3♥ ($1.90) (3 players)
Seat 6 checks, Seat 2 checks, Hero bets $0.25, Seat 6 calls $0.25, Seat 2 calls $0.25

River: 5♦ ($2.65) (3 players)
Seat 6 checks, Seat 2 checks, Hero bets $0.25, Seat 6 raises $0.25 to $0.50, Seat 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25

Final Pot: ($3.47 | rake $0.18) (2 players)
Hero shows 9♣ A♣ (two pair, Aces and Nines) -$1.15
Seat 6 shows 7♣ 6♦ (a straight, Seven high) +$2.32

Im speechless

The tilty part wasn't even the hand. The tilty part was that he really was just that spewy and terrible... ...and he proceeded to just give away money to the rest of the table.

Little is more annoying than being the guy who misses out on the spewfest handouts.

The tilty part was where you started a thread about losing $1.15.

What made you think anyone would care?

CALM DOWN SAMMY

Dat pre flop action

Edit: worst played hand I've seen all week

Sorry Mr. Mr.mmmKay, Sammy didn't mean it. Too much sex and too little alcohol makes Sammy angry.

To be honest, I think the hand is more funny than anything. I didn't even mention the money. <shrug>

<shrug>

sick bet sizing

in limit you're in it to win it

you butchered the hand preflop you could of got him out

Jesus Christ, 5 dollar limit, and I thought dealing the Monday afternoon OMC games were mind numbing

Highly unlikely. He came in every hand after that one, regardless of how many bets it took him.

Unlucky. Good play imo, I'd call that anytime. Next few times he misses his draws and you'll be the one grabbing the money.

I think he plays online, no grabbing money

Low stakes limit. WTF were u expecting- the players to be as good as Phil Ivey or something. Your a whiny little punk whos terrible at poker.

Again, I would like to emphasize that I mostly posted it because I thought it was funny. I am well aware of what kind of players to expect in a microstakes game. I'm doing a bankroll build, and it's going quite well overall, thank you.

There appears to be no shortage of people who pop into threads, don't read them, and just tell people they suck, trying to look cool. Kinda sad. <shrug>

I also prefer constructive feedback over someone being an ass. Don't worry, for every negative comment there are two positive ones.

This OP. No one cares this is not thread worthy, not even close.

This post wasn't about $1.15. They give it all back and more anyway.

Bovada | Limit Hold'em Cash - $0.10/$0.20 - 9 players
Hand #3218315184 - delivered by Pokeit

BTN Seat 9: $21.58 (215.8 bb)
CO Seat 8: $7.72 (77.2 bb)
LP Hero: $10.30 (103 bb)
MP+1 Seat 6: $24.13 (241.3 bb)
MP Seat 5: $5.13 (51.3 bb)
UTG+1 Seat 4: $5.00 (50 bb)
UTG Seat 3: $2.31 (23.1 bb)
BB Seat 2: $2.53 (25.3 bb)
SB Seat 1: $3.10 (31 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.25) Hero (Hero) is LP with A♦ K♠
Seat 3 folds, Seat 4 checks, 2 players fold, Hero raises $0.10 to $0.20, Seat 8 folds, Seat 9 calls $0.20, Seat 1 calls $0.15, Seat 2 calls $0.10, Seat 4 calls $0.10

Flop: A♠ 3♠ 5♥ ($1.00) (5 players)
Seat 1 checks, Seat 2 bets $0.10, Seat 4 raises $0.10 to $0.20, Hero raises $0.10 to $0.30, Seat 9 raises $0.10 to $0.40, Seat 1 folds, Seat 2 calls $0.30, Seat 4 calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.10

Turn: 2♠ ($2.60) (4 players)
Seat 2 checks, Seat 4 bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, Seat 9 raises $0.25 to $0.50, Seat 2 calls $0.50, Seat 4 calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

River: 5♠ ($4.60) (4 players)
Seat 2 checks, Seat 4 bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, Seat 9 raises $0.25 to $0.50, Seat 2 folds, Seat 4 raises $0.25 to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50, Seat 9 raises $0.25 to $1.00, Seat 4 calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Final Pot: ($7.40 | rake $0.20) (3 players)
Seat 9 shows A♣ 3♣ (two pair, Aces and Fives) -$2.10
Hero shows A♦ K♠ (a flush, Ace high) +$5.30
Seat 4 shows J♠ 6♥ (a flush, Ace high) -$2.10

Not reading

Not reading also, OP, but do you have to split this $5.15 win with your backer?

I still love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FfJ89rGPc