yosemitesam5: hi BRW_ER . My pokerstars replayer dont work

yosemitesam5: does it work for you?

Crisplord300: hi yes it does indeed

Discipline-G: yes

Crisplord300: how is your day?

yosemitesam5: tx guys

Crisplord300: nw

BRWK_ER: i dont use it m8

Crisplord300: have a nice game

yosemitesam5: fine ty. going vacation today

Crisplord300: where?

yosemitesam5: my country house

Crisplord300: sounds super

yosemitesam5: fav spot

yosemitesam5: kids love it

yosemitesam5: never leave sweden in summer

yosemitesam5: best place on earth

BRWK_ER: come to greece m8

Crisplord300: so glad to here that

yosemitesam5: in spring autumn yeah

Crisplord300: you must have a nice family

Discipline-G: Cyprus is really nice

yosemitesam5: ya

yosemitesam5: i trolling crsip

yosemitesam5: u trolling criisp

yosemitesam5: but yeah

yosemitesam5: family always besst

Crisplord300: no of course not

yosemitesam5: coool tx

yosemitesam5: best summertipn

yosemitesam5: go sweden during june july

Crisplord300: yeah i dont care anymore mate fks sake

yosemitesam5: =)

Discipline-G: lol

yosemitesam5: lol

yosemitesam5: thats rly funny
Discipline-G: nh

yosemitesam5: no they not

yosemitesam5: they sissys

yosemitesam5: check some history

yosemitesam5: sweden wars 1k year

yosemitesam5: s

Crisplord300: omg u r so offensive

yosemitesam5: back when true wars
yosemitesam5: check numbers

yosemitesam5: numbers dont lie

Crisplord300: can't u just leave my nation out of this
yosemitesam5: always 1 vs 4

yosemitesam5: still we win
Discipline-G: Aussies are hard they have to be

yosemitesam5: yeah

yosemitesam5: when ur father rapes u

BRWK_ER: guys

BRWK_ER: can we just play?

yosemitesam5: u become hard =)

yosemitesam5: why
yosemitesam5: just for fun BRWK_er
Crisplord300: thanks discipline

Discipline-G: no worries mate

yosemitesam5: cant help it

yosemitesam5: where in greece should i go

yosemitesam5: ?
yosemitesam5: been a few places

yosemitesam5: kefalonia i liked most

Discipline-G: i have trained with Aussies and fought beside them in Army, they are toughn men

yosemitesam5: cool

yosemitesam5: to much inscest otherwise gr8 natiion
yosemitesam5: that sux
yosemitesam5: u think brexit today ? my tip is 51percent stay

Crisplord300: thanks discipline you seem like a champ and i would happily fight beside yoy

yosemitesam5: what u vote??
yosemitesam5: wars are crap

yosemitesam5: but if needed we proven we win

yosemitesam5: how many times did you win vs russia

yosemitesam5: ?
yosemitesam5: look what we did to england
yosemitesam5: funny not is when king herer counted our soldiers.. 1 vs 20 english

yosemitesam5: and who won?

yosemitesam5: back in the gameofthrones days

Crisplord300: how many times did your mum win against vladmir putin
Discipline-G: lol

yosemitesam5: we fought russia 3 times

yosemitesam5: my fammily in all

Crisplord300: yourmy boy discipline respect

yosemitesam5: 1 win i loss 1 draw

yosemitesam5: how about yours

yosemitesam5: hahaha
yosemitesam5: numbers always tell story
yosemitesam5: facts

Discipline-G: Sweds have gone soft look at how they let the boarders open shocking

yosemitesam5: =)

yosemitesam5: wow a racist comment
yosemitesam5: borders closed

yosemitesam5: we took in 100k

yosemitesam5: most will leave
yosemitesam5: we 9 million

yosemitesam5: facts

Discipline-G: yes it is and i tell the truthyosemitesam5: not your thing i suppose
yosemitesam5: numbers always tell story

Dealer: MO_MONEY_850, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act

yosemitesam5: keep to factsis ok

Dealer: MO_MONEY_850 has two pair, Nines and Sixes

Dealer: yosemitesam5 has a pair of Fives

Dealer: Hand #155088936241: MO_MONEY_850 wins pot (20,886) with two pair, Nines and Sixes

Dealer: yosemitesam5 finished the tournament

yosemitesam5 [observer]: gg gl

Dealer: Discipline-G, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act

Discipline-G: look at Australia they dont fook about get rid

Discipline-G: bye

* Not really sure what I did wrong but i think i tilted him? comments??

Will wait for our Australian experts to assess that.

Fold pre

Obv not reading that blanket, but yea

Creating this thread obv. Although I think you like to rEAD

gg ^^

more please this is riveting

Where? Why right here op.

I'm here how can I be of assistance

You can learn him good.

Wish I folded pre instead of stopping a third of the way through this.

u foken wot m8

I think the more appropriate question would be where did your parents go wrong

ha

Since i was banned from Live casino poker thread my only alternative is here. The other day i played in a 10k GTD $120 buy in at Borgata. I managed to sqeak past the bubble a spot or two finishing 15th out 140 It payed out 18 spots but 17 to 13 pays the same. Even if i did not cash the entertainment is well worth the price of the buy in. Money is just extra gravy. A fight broke out which is worth the buy in right there.

I was moved to 5 different tables one of which featured a shorter nearly senile version of Bill Cosby with glasses munching on a bag of onion garlic potato chips. I would predict he is 5yrs away from dementia As soon as i was moved to his table his empty bag of chips occupied my seat. I can tell with his actions and mannerisms he already had pissed off the others at the table. One guy who looked like a mobster was staring at him with contempt after the dealer had to remind him to either put in his blinds or when it was his turn to act.
He was shipping pot after pot without any idea of what the hell he was doing. He knew the basics but i think thats where it ended. He would call anything and everything and shove everything and anything and come out on top. Finally after building up a commanding chip lead with 19 players left. He called an all in shove with what had to be close to 275k just around bubble time. He busted out of the money at the bubble. Obviously the variance was on his side but he was clueless as to how to manage his newfound wealth once he received it.
As far as my play overall i am disappointed even though i min cashed . After i realized i was in the money i had around 5BB $5000 $10000 $1000 ante. I waited till i was down to 2BB which at that point were the blinds itself and busted with pocket 4's I just couldnt get a hand worth going in with.
My main problem was the fact that i built up a nice stack early in the tournament but played too tight afterwards trying to preserve my stack fearing the risk factor of busting out late in the tournament. I must learn to constantly put pressure on opponents after you build a comfortable stack so you can make up for the blinds and antes which eventually will eat you up alive in later levels. Im sure most you would agree? Looking for feedback

I just read this thread and you literally beat me to it. Thanks Obama.

Is this now a 2+2 meme or am I misplaying the game.