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Old 03-03-2017, 09:29 PM   #51
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Re: What's your best poker story?

This thread didn't quite go the way you wanted it to op.
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Old 03-04-2017, 02:01 PM   #52
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So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:19 AM   #53
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Re: What's your best poker story?

LOL this poor OP. He probably never posts here again.
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:25 AM   #54
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This one time I was on this forum where the OP posted this story and 3 or 4 people mocked him by repeating his story back to him. I got this thought: Hey, you know what? If I do the same thing my penis might finally reach an entire centimeter!!!!

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Old 03-09-2017, 05:29 AM   #55
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Re: What's your best poker story?

I hear all this stuff about how great 2 + 2 is, and the first thread is a load of bored people picking on some guy who just wanted to share something that happened to him and hear about other stories.

So what if the story is banal to you elite poker vets? It's really lame to see you all designating your superiority in this way.








I mean, I did laugh. But whatever.
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Old 03-09-2017, 10:52 AM   #56
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Re: What's your best poker story?

lol @ the idea that you should come to BBV right off the bat

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Old 03-11-2017, 06:13 PM   #57
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Nonsense - He'll fit right in. With any luck he'll start a thread about pocket 5s and steal OP's thunder.
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Old 03-12-2017, 02:51 AM   #58
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Nonsense - He'll fit right in. With any luck he'll start a thread about pocket 5s and steal OP's thunder.
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Old 02-07-2018, 01:19 AM   #59
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Re: What's your best poker story?

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?
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Old 02-07-2018, 02:09 AM   #60
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Hi OP I have a pocket 6's story too. It may be related to yours.

I was playing in a rigged game and we set up these suckers to lose with a flush and underfull to my sixes full. On the flop my dealer gives me a peek at the turn and wtf its the case 2. I showed my set to make the 2's fold, sucker never found out.
Interesting that is similar to the scene from the movie "Rounders".
The main character Michael Mcdermott is giving pocket kings preflop in a cold deck from his best friend Leslie's Mechanic's grip. He also folds.
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Old 02-10-2018, 04:33 AM   #61
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My stories are better then this
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Old 02-10-2018, 08:37 AM   #62
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Prove it!
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Old 02-10-2018, 11:05 AM   #63
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its a trap
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Old 02-10-2018, 11:31 AM   #64
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Mine's somewhat different but it would take years to tell it
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Old 02-11-2018, 12:38 PM   #65
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Mine's somewhat different but it would take years to tell it
Were you dealt pocket 6's?
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:22 PM   #66
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The story happened at a 1/3 games at the casino. There was an old dude and young guy in a pot. On the river, the old dude went all in and the young guy called with AQ TPTK or something and showed. The old dude thought he lost and throw his hand to the dealer to muck it. The young guy said that since he called he wants to see the hand. Everyone thought he was out of line. The dealer turn over the hand and the old dude realized he had a straight lol. The floor manager was called and the pot got shipped to the old dude. I was sitting next to the old dude and gave him a fist pump.
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Old 02-15-2018, 01:03 PM   #67
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everybody in the thread desperately wants to say something of quality (or at least funny) but they realise they are complete nobodies including me.
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Old 02-16-2018, 04:52 AM   #68
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Re: What's your best poker story?

Pretty disappointed with the replies. Lots of trolling going on which doesn't make a whole lot of sense since este es un foro de poker...jejejeje.

Entonces, me dieron cartas de 6. Un tercer 6 aterrizó en el flop, junto con un 2 y una Reina. Se hacen algunas apuestas, y luego un amigo aumenta yendo all-in. Yo lo llamo. Hay otro tipo en la mano que tiene sus cartas cubiertas. Yo no lo veo Levanto mis cartas revelando mi conjunto de 6. El tipo de mi izquierda da vuelta sus cartas para revelar un conjunto de 2 y los establece. Me doblo la cara a mí mismo, dándome cuenta de que cometí un terrible error. El turn es el 2 de diamantes. Esto crea un color para el hombre que aún tiene en la mano, pero me da un full, y así gano la mano. Mi horrible error, irónicamente, terminó por ahorrarme una tonelada de dinero. El tipo a mi izquierda obviamente me habría llamado si no hubiera mostrado mis cartas, y hubiera ganado con quads.
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Old 02-16-2018, 02:26 PM   #69
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The story happened at a 1/3 games at the casino. There was an old dude and young guy in a pot. On the river, the old dude went all in and the young guy called with AQ TPTK or something and showed. The old dude thought he lost and throw his hand to the dealer to muck it. The young guy said that since he called he wants to see the hand. Everyone thought he was out of line. The dealer turn over the hand and the old dude realized he had a straight lol. The floor manager was called and the pot got shipped to the old dude. I was sitting next to the old dude and gave him a fist pump.
If this is true it is a great story.
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Old 02-18-2018, 02:42 AM   #70
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Mine's somewhat different but it would take years to tell it
if your story is that incredibly long, perhaps you should post it in a few parts.
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Old 02-18-2018, 12:33 PM   #71
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