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02-09-2017 , 05:29 PM
As chance will have it, I have a pocket 6's story as well! It's several years back; I think I've played poker for a couple years, but basically only tournaments. This was one of my few live cash game sessions though.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's in the BB, and UTG announces and makes a blind min-raise, i.e. without looking at his cards. There are like 3-4 callers, and for some reason I fold! I actually don't know why, but I passed on this obvious set-mining call. The flop comes A6x, and I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. They proceed to check it down until the river, which brings a 2nd Ace. UTG says he has to bet now, and does. Everybody folds, and he shows A6! This made a full house for the guy, but would have given me an inferior full house! My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have stacked me had I not mucked my cards pre, and he would have won all my money.

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02-09-2017 , 11:39 PM
One time I was dealt the jack of clubs and as i peeled it up it exploded and blew my hand off. Luckily the next card was the 5 of clubs and it was a doctor and reattached my arm right there and then at the table. Phew!

After all that died down that I limped in and made a flush, winning 7BB. Great day
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02-11-2017 , 06:27 PM
ONCE i posted in a dying forum and the trolls were less than human. i started worshipping satan and all was good... no more bicyclye rides, obv
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02-12-2017 , 12:05 AM
Once a cute female sat next to me at a 1/2 table and she touched my leg 3 times!
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02-13-2017 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Briro2017
Once a cute female sat next to me at a 1/2 table and she touched my leg 3 times!
Really????????????????????????
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02-13-2017 , 04:20 PM
This one time I was on this forum where the OP posted this story and 3 or 4 people mocked him by repeating his story back to him. I got this thought: Hey, you know what? If I do the same thing my penis might finally reach an entire centimeter!!!!

Spoiler:
BEAT: it didn't
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02-13-2017 , 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
This one time I was on this forum where the OP posted this story and 3 or 4 people mocked him by repeating his story back to him. I got this thought: Hey, you know what? If I do the same thing my penis might finally reach an entire centimeter!!!!

Spoiler:
BEAT: it didn't
I think this qualifies as a "beat."
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02-13-2017 , 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BigSlick777
I flopped 2 jacks and had pocket jacks too. I was new to poker at the time and went all
In. The player called with kings. I asked am I allowed to show him? He got mad like
He just turned red cuz he was beat by a rookie and I even
Wanted to
Show but wasn't sure it was kosher to do lol
Nothing about this is rude or weird you're good
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02-13-2017 , 09:45 PM
pocket 6s story.

flop 4 6 T rainbow three people in the pot. it went bet(66), raise(KT), call(??), jam(66), call(KT), call......with A8off suit. this was this guys first time playing poker i can only imagine he wasnt drunk or anything but he just had no clue how to play. of course a 7 and a 9 peel off and A8 hits his backdoor straight.
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02-15-2017 , 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
pocket 6s story.

flop 4 6 T rainbow three people in the pot. it went bet(66), raise(KT), call(??), jam(66), call(KT), call......with A8off suit. this was this guys first time playing poker i can only imagine he wasnt drunk or anything but he just had no clue how to play. of course a 7 and a 9 peel off and A8 hits his backdoor straight.
tl:dr
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02-15-2017 , 11:03 PM
I've had pocket 6s a few times myself. Crazy world.
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02-16-2017 , 01:24 AM
It begins with "Craggoo drank a fifth of vodka" and ends with "Craggoo ****ed your mom"

Last edited by Craggoo; 02-16-2017 at 01:24 AM. Reason: Usually refers to Rob's Mum
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02-16-2017 , 02:57 AM
Whats a 1/5th of Vodka. A 1/5th of a vodka Keg more likely
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02-16-2017 , 05:30 AM
Lol @ 1/5 of vodka.

Craggo confirmed fish
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02-18-2017 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by vrael111
Lol @ 1/5 of vodka.

Craggo confirmed fish
Craggoo only drinks like a fish after 5pm. There's nothing fishy about that.
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02-18-2017 , 01:31 AM
my friends had a fifth night in college where everyone drank a fifth of there favorite liquor. i drank half a fifth of goldschlager because i didnt want to die. GOLDSCHLAGER IS THE BEST LIQUOR YOU CAN DRINK!!! weeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-18-2017 , 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
my friends had a fifth night in college where everyone drank a fifth of there favorite liquor. i drank half a fifth of goldschlager because i didnt want to die. GOLDSCHLAGER IS THE BEST LIQUOR YOU CAN DRINK!!! weeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only half? Craggoo thinks you must be a woman. Even Craggoo's Mom doesn't think that's bragworthy and she only drinks wine.
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02-18-2017 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
As chance will have it, I have a pocket 6's story as well! It's several years back; I think I've played poker for a couple years, but basically only tournaments. This was one of my few live cash game sessions though.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's in the BB, and UTG announces and makes a blind min-raise, i.e. without looking at his cards. There are like 3-4 callers, and for some reason I fold! I actually don't know why, but I passed on this obvious set-mining call. The flop comes A6x, and I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. They proceed to check it down until the river, which brings a 2nd Ace. UTG says he has to bet now, and does. Everybody folds, and he shows A6! This made a full house for the guy, but would have given me an inferior full house! My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have stacked me had I not mucked my cards pre, and he would have won all my money.

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No cards are random you donkey if you never folded #1 flop changes #2 cards are random you idiot

Bet you like to rabbit hunt lol

Hope you play at one my tables so stack you.
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02-18-2017 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Majik1973
I was also dealt 6s just the other day.

But never mind the action as I was painting my basement shortly afterwards, got myself a chair and stared blankly at the wall as it dried. I quickly found myself daydreaming of everyone's favorite game show host, Donald Trump. Combine that with the magical sound blaring from my stereo (All I do is win, win, win, no matter what) made me appreciate that hand even more. It was the greatest hand ever played.

I am going to build a roll with these winnings. In fact, I'll probably grow tired of winning but by that time, my roll will be large enough to protect me from creditors.

And finally, with the assistance of Russian donks, I am going to win the wsop. Celebrations will be staged all across the country.

And all thanks goes to myself. I played it perfectly. What's my name ****ers?





Sharkscope actually says that I lost that hand but obviously the results are fraudulent.

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Last edited by Majik19; 02-18-2017 at 06:33 PM.
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02-18-2017 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
No cards are random you donkey if you never folded #1 flop changes #2 cards are random you idiot
What are you babbling about?
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02-18-2017 , 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
What are you babbling about?
Lmao booze. Possibly drugs.
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02-19-2017 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by KevinGrem
Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Epic smiley face IMO
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02-19-2017 , 09:05 PM
Hi OP I have a pocket 6's story too. It may be related to yours.

I was playing in a rigged game and we set up these suckers to lose with a flush and underfull to my sixes full. On the flop my dealer gives me a peek at the turn and wtf its the case 2. I showed my set to make the 2's fold, sucker never found out.
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02-20-2017 , 03:55 AM
I had pocket sicks and I got re-raised. So I asked villain how much he has left? Villain replies: "About tree fiddy." So I showed him the sickes and he folds quad 2s face up.
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02-20-2017 , 09:54 AM
So I was playing this weekend and had a hand that made me think of this fred:

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?
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